BILLDIP//Smut and Fluff

Im gonna guess fluff

It was a normal day for the Pines family- Stan was sleeping in, Soos was cleaning the gift shop and Wendy had snuck out with her friends.

Mabel and Dipper always took advantage of normal days, letting their grunkle sleep so they could do their own thing. Today, Mabel was on a mission.

A match making mission.

Ever since Wendy had told Dipper off, he'd been an emotional wreck. During the day he was distracted by mysteries, but at night he was constantly depressed. Mabel's goal was to find him a new crush- And fast.

She quickly learned that there weren't too many candidates, as most girls their age were Pacifica's friends. Candy and Grenda had said many times neither of them were interested, and things didn't look all that promising.

But alas, there had to be a way! She had never let anyone down, let alone Dipper, and she wasn't going to anytime soon.

Dipper had gone into the forest, leaving her alone with Soos. She sat on the gift shop floor and considered their options- She could lock him in a ladies' washroom, dress him like a boyband member...

"What's wrong, girl dude? You look down." Soos said sympathetically, paused his cleaning momentarily.

Mabel sighed loudly. "I can't find Dipper a date! I mean, I'm a perfect matchmaker! Why can't I get my own brother- who I know better than anyone else- a girl?" She fell back from where she sat, letting her hair cushion the landing.

The employee tapped his chin, deep in thought. "What if..." He leaned in, whispering an idea excitedly.

"SOOS, YOU KING ON EARTH! Love is happening tonight!" She screamed, thanking him quickly and running upstairs to prepare.

-=[TIME SKIP]=-

"Mabel, where are we?"

Mabel had insisted he put on a blindfold. She had led him stealthily and silently to Greasy's Diner, but he was still oblivious to her plans.

"You'll see!" She chirped, opening the door to let him go inside.

Her brother sniffed the air cautiously. "Smells like pie... Mabel, why are we at Greasy's?" She groaned, pulling off the blindfold.

"It was supposed to be a surprise." She complained, but her dismay was quickly replaced by a toothy smile. "Oh! Here she is!" Mabel waved at a young girl who had just entered the restaurant.

"Here who is? Mabel, what's going on?" Dipper chewed his lip nervously, eyeing the girl down. She had bleach blonde hair done up in a bun, and her clothes were as casual as his own. She seemed perfect in every way- Pretty, but still human.

The girl waved back in excitement, running towards them.

She tripped.

Awkward, too. Dipper thought, Mabel's smile spreading to his own. Maybe Mabel's on to something.

"Hi! I'm Rachel!" The girl announced, getting up and brushing off her baggy jeans. "I'm Melody's sister! You know Melody, right?" Dipper nodded in surprise.

Mabel was just getting started. "Yeah! Isn't that great? Soos said Rachel had just moved with her parents to Gravity Falls! Melody's staying in Portland, but she and Soos are still video chatting." He looked at her, smile widening. He mouthed a quick 'thank you' before sitting at a nearby table with Rachel.

"Match made!" Mabel pumped her fist in the air, leaving the diner to go home.

"So, Dipper, right?" Rachel started, confidence in her tone. He nodded. "Nice to meet you!"