Really Wade?

The Undead Shakespeare

"Spidey baby!" The man shouts up at him jumping in circles.

"Yes- I, no, he doesn't know us but that's why we are here," he talks to his boxes though to the young man looking down he appears to be crazy.

"Jarvis, please inform Dad that his first system of defense has failed and there is currently a man..." Peter talks to the A.I.

"Wait! I have come all the way to find you. Okay, yes, I know that came from a movie or book...Anyway! I have brought tidings of good cheer or some shit like that. See! I have brought pancakes and chimichangas!" The merc shouts up to Spiderman as he holds out the food.

Peter hesitates for a second, considering if this is a trap.

"Hold on..." Peter says as he quickly changes into his spidey outfit. He jumps out the window shooting a web at the nearby building.

After a minute, he finally makes it down to the man offering the food.

"Alright, first food...and second who are you and how do you know my actual name?" Peter says, crossing his arms.

"Well, it was pretty easy to find you. It is not like you cover your tracks very well. All I had to do was stalk....I mean follow? Then I found out that Spidey with the nice ass is actually you. It is actually common sense. The son of metal brain and captain Spangler..." Deadpool went on with his rambling.

Peter blinks and sighs. "Who are you?" He says raising his mask halfway to uncover his mouth. He takes a bite of the pancake and stops.

"Holy moly...this is good" Spiderman's eyes widen. "Mm" A moan like sound escapes his lips.

Deadpool stops is rambling when he heard Peter begin to talk. He smirks softly.

"That was the most beautiful sound I have ever heard...seriously I have heard beautiful sounds...like my own voice. Especially in my movie. I'm sure the readers have seen it." Deadpool says as he watches Peter's mouth chew. "Anyway I'm the most amazing person ever. The name is Deadpool"

Before Peter could respond, a hand a lands on both of his shoulders.

"Wade fu-" Iron Man begins to speak.

"Language!" Both Spiderman and Captain America corrects Tony.

"Wade freaking Wilson. Leave our son alone," Tony says looking straight at Deadpool glaring.

"I just wanted to see the beautiful Spiderman up close and in person," he grins. "But alas, it shall be another time before we can have each other in our arms. Parting is such sweet sorrow!"

Wade quickly teleports back to his apartment.

Spiderman is still eating the pancakes. "These are so good..."

"Peter come back inside," Steve says as Tony wraps an arm around his family and flies into the tower.

Peter changes out of his suit, and he walks into the kitchen with his food.

"Ah young Spider where are the Blueberry pop tarts? All I see are these tasteless brown sugar ones!" Thor's voice booms.

Peter chuckles softly and reaches in the pantry finding another box of Thor's pop tarts. "You might want to watch out Uncle Clint has been craving these. Him and Uncle Pietro have been hiding these from you."

Thor gasp "what have I done to these midgardians for this cruel treatment?"

Peter tries his hardest not to laugh. "You haven't done anything Uncle Thor. The two are trying to start another prank war."

"Ah I understand small Peter," Thor walks out grumbling out Clint and Pietro.

"Peter! Can you come in here please? We want to have a word." Steve calls from the living room.

Peter walks into the living room and see both of his parents standing up.

"We know you are 20 now and going to move out, but we both agree on this. We strongly suggest you not have anything to do with the Mercenary Deadpool." Steve says softly.

"Relax Dad and Pops I just met him tonight. We aren't anything." Peter tells them reassuringly.

"Okay Pete..we believe you. Go get some rest. Tomorrow is going to be a long day for you." Tony says as he hugs both of them.

Peter smiles and closes his eyes when his parents hugs him. "I love you guys"

He pulls away and walks to his room. Peter changes into his pajamas as he lays down. Right before he fell asleep, he hears Clint shout down the hall.

"Peter!! You traitor! You weren't suppose to tell Thor!"

Peter chuckles softly before he falls asleep.

((Hey guys! Thanks for reading! Comment your ships that you have! Of course my two favorite are Spideypool and Stony!
~SAH))