Halsey
i need to share this with you all like nowLauren
here we go againHalsey
wDym
Ally
whenever you show us something on the internet it always ends up traumatizing usCamila
i still haven't mentally recovered from thicc mr. KrabsMani
what is thicc mr krabsDinah
that one pic halsey sent to you when you two first dm'dMani
EWLucy
halz i love you and all but y do you do thatttHalsey
cause its cool!Lauren
cAUse iTs cOOL!3!38!
Halsey
Lauren
just send it so we can get over the mental trauma,,,,Halsey
its not thaaaaaat bad :\Lucy
i dont wanna take sides but yes it isCamila
let me prepare my burial shroud nowDinah
Camila
they're only $6.66 at Trader JoesAlly
damn thats a good deal but i get mine freshly grown by Satan himself so like 💅Halsey
Ally
...that is the most unholy thing i've seen today
Lucy
this is why i dont go thru her phone even when she offers itshes always in her phone looking at those weird ass memes
Halsey
excuse meI believe the proper term is dANK
Mani
Did barefoot contessa say that fire from hell can be used for a mixtapeAlly
the fire in my mixtapes are self grown, satan only does featuresLauren
truly grammy worthy
YOU ARE READING
Yeehaw
FanfictionLauren presses the wrong button when trying to text her friend Halsey. Camila responds. Mayhem ensues. (Warning I am an awkward human being and this book will have my quirky weirdass sense of humor so beware - also watch out for all caps or rando...