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[ private chat Hobi and Kim Namjoon ]

Kim Namjoon:

hey

do you have some time rn?

Hobi:

I'm in class but it's alright

Kim Namjoon:

I don't want to bother you tho

Hobi:

I told you it's alright

Kim Namjoon:

what class do you have?

Hobi:

'do squirrels purposely hide their nuts on mars? or is it just a clever way to make sharks believe they can fly? - an introduction'

Kim Namjoon:

...

so

you won't tell me about your lectures either?

Hobi:

do you wanna learn about squirrels hiding their nuts on mars?

I think they don't, but it would explain a lot

like why they forget where they hid them before winter arrived and shit

also, flying sharks?

I'm not sure, but it does sound like something that could be real

Kim Namjoon:

are you fucking kidding me?

Hobi:

nope

this is a serious issue

Kim Namjoon:

can't you be serious about this?

Hobi:

that's right genius

Kim Namjoon:

okay

I already hate this

why won't you tell me who you are?

Hobi:

I just don't want to

enough about squirrels on mars and flying sharks

I think you wanted to talk to me?

Kim Namjoon:

yeah

I wanted to ask you if you could do me a favor?

Hobi:

depends

who do you want me to kill?

or just hurt slightly?

I can do both too, but it will cost you..

Kim Namjoon:

you know I can just go fuck off too