AU! Sans x Reader one shots (DISCONTINUED)

Underfell Sans x Robot! Reader

(Don't start the song yet. Also if your words are bold that does not mean someone is singing/talking with you, it means that your glitching out. There is some cuss words so skip them if you don't like cuss words. And the picture at the top is how I imagine you.)

                                  -backstory-

You were created by a madman. You were created to be the most powerful robot on earth. But for you to do that you had to look like a human. The man that created you did not care for you. He made you feel emotions. But you had to reach a certain time. You didn't know that you were robot until someone yelled out 'ROBOT FREAK!' You didn't like what the madman did to you, so you ran away. You have heard of Mount. Ebott and hat monsters lived there, you knew you weren't human so you considered yourself as a monster. After the fall you noticed that all the monsters thought you were human. You weren't confused, sad, angry, happy nor did you feel pity. After you left Toriel you noticed that you were feeling......a bit sad. You thought that something was wrong with your circuits. But you found nothing. After a while Flowey found out that you were a robot. Sans knew ever since he met you. As he shook your hand he noticed that your hand was cold, like metal. But Papyrus didn't know that you were a robot. Now you are in Sans' and Papyrus's house.-

                               -end of backstory-

"HUMAN. CLEAN THE DISHES." Papyrus yelled. You just sat there.

"HUMAN!" Papyrus was in front of you now.

"WHY ARE YOU DISOBEYING ME HUMAN?!" Papyrus screamed.

"Papy, I have lived with you and sans for a month now and you STILL think that I'm human? I'm a robot." I said. Papyrus glared at me.

"WELL I DON'T CARE. SO CLEAN THE KICHEN GLITCH." Papyrus said emphasizing the word glitch.  You scowled at him. You got up and carefully washed the dishes. After you were done you walked to your room. Your terrible room. When you were about to close then door you heard Papyrus mumbling 'STUPID GLITCH.'

"HEY, JUST BECAUSE IM A ROBOT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS." You yelled at Papyrus. This caught Sans' attention. You didn't know it but Sans secretly loved you. He had a hole in his soul that only you could fill up. You slammed your door. You sat on your bed and sighed.

"I came here for a reason.." you quietly whispered to yourself as oil rolled down from your eyes. That was a robots way of crying. Sans' quietly opened your door just a crack. He was about to say something but you started singing.
(Start the song)

"Are you insane like me?
Been in pain like me?
Bought a 100 dollar bottle of champagne like me?
Just to pour that motherfucker down the drain like me?
Would you use your water bill to dry the stain like me?

Are you high enough without the Mary Jane like me?
Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me?
Do the people whisper 'bout you on the train like me?
Saying 'I just shouldn't waste your pretty face' like me?

And all the people say,

You can't wake up,
this is not a dream
You're part of a machine,
you are not a human being
With your face all made up,
Living on a screen
Low on self-esteem,
So you run on gasoli-i-i-i-i-i-ine

I think there's a flaw in my code,
These voices won't leave me alone,
Well my heart is gold and my hands are cold...

Are you deranged like me?
Are you strange like me?
Lighting matches just to swallow up the flame like me?
Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me?
Pointing fingers 'cause you'll never take the blame like me?

And all the people say,

You can't wake up,
This is not a dream
You're part of a machine,
You are not a human being
With your face all made up,
Living on a screen
Low on self-esteem,
So you run on gasoli-i-i-i-i-i-ine

I think there's a flaw in my code,
These voices won't leave me alone,
Well my heart is gold and my hands are cold..."
After you finished the song you heard someone. You looked at your door to see Sans.

"S-Sans?! How long have y-y-y-you been there?!"

"Long enough. But you have voices in your head?" Sans asked. You sighed.

"Yes, sometimes." You said.

"Hey y/n." Sans smirked.

"Yeah?" You asked cautiously.

"I have a voice in my head saying that I should ask you out."

You felt your circuits heat up.

"U-uh.....o-okay.." you said not knowing how to respond. Sans forever smile got wider. (If that's even possible.)

"Great! At 6:00 tonight." He said walking out of your room leaving you flustered.

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Part 2???

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