Authors note:
So yea sry for not updating, the new school I went to gives a lot of hw and I barely have free time now so here is something I just thought of rn in bed when I should be asleep (I was so stressed from hw today I started crying)
Lol enjoy the crack chapter
(*cough cough* cursing warning *cough cough*)
The sun is now revealing its self from the other side of the earth, its appearance wakes up the singing birds ready to start the day, but in such a quiet neighborhood is a quiet house with an odd couple... of besties (friend ZONED)
*YOU SLAM THE DOOR OPEN*
Upon doing this unusual behavior for an early Saturday morning you see the batter sleep in your bed.
"BAT!" You yelled
"WHERE!?" The batter also yelled sitting up from the bed and for some reason fully clothed in his batter uniform, including his shoes and signature hat, takes out a bat from under the pillow and starts swinging it frantically.
"I MEANT YOU, YOU WHITE CRACK!" You argued.
"WHY ARE WE YELLING!?" The batter yelled confused, placing the bat down.
"BECAUSE THE AUTHOR MADE US!" You res- hey wtf you mean I MADE U!?
"U MADE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS CRINGY FANFIC!"
Stop breaking the fourth wall and focus on making this a romantic or something!
"GEEZ LOOK WHOS THE BAD BATTER NOW!" Batter yelled at me while you laughed but guess what? Now you two are tied to chairs surrounded by snakes.
"Wtfffffffffffff." You for some reason not say 'what the fuck' but you literally just say the 'w-t-f' letters.
This is a punishment of not going with your lines and being disobedient BUT like any other show 'the show must go on'
"This ain't a show." The batter argued but I ignore him so I can move on with our lives.
"Fanfic authors suck.." you mumbled but of coarse I heard you so now the room has spiders which I hate with all my heart.
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!" You yelled and because I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN, I Z snap but of course you can't see it because this is an online book but just imagine it.
"heyyyyy author fam Chan.or whatever can u let us go plzzzzz??" Batter pleaded
Naw squad fam.
"But whyyyyyyy????" The batter whined.
Bruh I just said why
"Uuuggggggghhhhhhhhh." The batter whines
Stop whining plz it's annoying
"Ughhhhhhhhhhuuugggggg." You whined even more.
Plz
"UUUUUUFGGGGGGGHHHGH." Batter whined even
OMG SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[4 H O U R S L A T E R]
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WONT TO! LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND!
"BECAUSE IF THEY DANCE AND IF THEY DONT DANCE! THEN THERE NOT NO FRIENDS OF MINE!" You, me ,and batter sang karaoke to a song which I forgot the name of, probably singing it wrong still tied to a chair surrounded by spiders and snakes.
But along the other side of the cup-de-sac the newest neighbor, Zachaire ,watches from his window into yours, holding a cup of coffee who saw everything happen.
"Where the fuck did I move to?"
YOU ARE READING
Stay with me(batter X female!reader)
Fanfiction((Edit: after 3 years of no updates, new chapters are now in progress)This is my first fan-fiction! The batter was one your favorite characters from OFF but what do you do when he becomes real and starts living with you as friends or even more ;) re...
