jimin95
what happened? did you loose connection?yoongay
i have a questionjimin95
what is it?yoongay
am i really just a meme dispenser?jimin95
i meanjimin95
we are like acquaintances and i wanna get to know you better and be friendsjimin95
thats why i called you that, im sorry if i hurt your feelingsyoongay
oh... its finejimin95
would you rather me call you baby boy?jimin95
no homo tho... just because you like ityoongay
uHMjimin95
im just gonna take that as a yes*incoming call from jimin95*
accept"jiminnn~"
"hi baby boy." yoongi gasped at the name and shot his head down in embarrassment.
"shut up, you're probably younger than me anyways."
"actually, im older." yoongi scrunched his nose and pushed out his lips. "how cute" jimin laughed.
"you know," yoongi began, " i think you may like boys... even just a little." jimin laughed harder.
"hell no, aint no dick goin up this ass."
yoongi began mumbling, "yeah... cause you're a dom, clearly." thankfully jimin didnt hear. "anyways, how was your day??"
"it was pretty good. eat, go to work, eat again, nap, and now talk to you."
"nice, nice."
"hey uh, you dont even know how old i am do you??"
"no... i kinda just assumed you were 18 or something."
"im 20."
"wOAH SHIT YOU COULD LITERALLY BE A DAD TO A VERY YOUNG CHILD IM—"
"but im not so chillllllllll. anyways, i have to go clean up and shower, so ill talk to you tomorrow. okay?"
"mhmmm"
"goodnight baby boy."
"good night ji-"
jimin hung up before he could finish.
oh well, he thought. at least he got to talk to him, right?~ a.n. in pic above; double update cause valentines special! ~
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Fanfictionyoongi doesnt wanna be just jimins meme dispenser warnings: - gay shit - cringeeeee - bottom yoongi - boyxboy - vulgar language - age changes #21 in answer