Awsty The Fuggin Bear

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Simon Goloius wrote this Chapter... So don't be offended by my choice of words, you ferggit.

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1. Uses the word "Nigga" and "Nigger" To often. Two Sins! +2

2. Punching Miget Children +1

3. He's a bear... in a group that writes homosexual stories... Seems legit.. not. +1

4. Never answers calls +1

5. His stories are poorly edited. +1

6. No gay stories about Drawsty, Five thousand sins! +1000

7. He claims to be the one buttfucking the Ursa Major, while using the Little Dipper as a blowjob tool from miget children... Totally not a Sextrillion sins for Awsty not giving the curtosy for a reach around on the Ursa Major... +100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000+

8. Too much deathmetal, not enough homosexual stories+1

9. Called me a faggot because he liked the word.... Fuck You. +6

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Total Sin Counter: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,27+

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TIMES HE CALLED ME A FAGGOT BONUS ROUND!!!!!

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Error

Error

Error

Error

Faggotry Counting Overloaded.

Booting down.

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Total Sin Counter: Infinity and Beyond

Sentence: Ursa Major fucking Awsty while he juggles chainsaws on the ballsweat of my last weeks taco's anus juice. [No reach Around]

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