because i'm fucking annoying lol. i'm also offensive so y'know read at ur own risk
beverly;
"so um that was fucking gay."bill;
"god dammit i wish i could english."richie;
"if you don't stop i'm actually gonna beat my meat."stan;
"I HATE YOU, YOU'RE A FUCKING JEW."mike;
"please no i'm soft."eddie;
"i'm actually gonna fight you."
YOU ARE READING
it imagines.
Fanfictioni'll probably write more when the second movie comes out lmaoo