As you all know (or should know) the next kind of writing I like to do is memoirs. Knowing everyone else, their backing away at the sight of the word memory. Most people value family, the greedy money, the sappy love, it may seem stupid and cliche, but I value memories. Before you click that wattpad menu button in the corner of your screen, stop for a moment. Think of the best, or loveliest memory you've had. Doesn't it feel good to bring it back? If not, well there is something terribly wrong with you. Even the bad memories make me pee my pants in laughter. Here are a collection of my memories, not particularly good at that time, but make me never regret living them.