sorry guys for the long wait i have been busy and my internet was down so i couldnt write plus school work has been piling up on me so i am sorry but to ease your madness towards me heres a joke'
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waiter:would you like a table
me:no i came to sit on the floor carpet for three please
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dont mess with kids people
teacher and a kid were talking about whales the teacher said it was impossiable for a a whale to shallow a full grown human since thier throats are to small "nah ah john got ate by a whale"the kid said the teacher said "not it is phically inpossiable "fine then when i go to heaven ill ask him "the kid said "what if he went to hell"the teacher replied "then you ask him"the student said
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well thats all for today comment and vote if you want more thx
kassnadra
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funny jokes and burns and pick up lines
Randomif you die reading this book rember dont tell it was my fault
