I was in walmart the other day and this lady is shouting at her kids j walked up to her and said"you have no right to be yelling you prick your causing a disruption and no one likes it so shut up and leave if you keep doing this"she looked me dead in the eye and said ""yea go back to your girldfriend you gay little shit" i stared at her for a moment and said "for your info im Bisexual and my girlfriend isnt here right now. So please shut up and leave"i walked off and enjoyed life.
I was at a park 3 weeks ago and was wearing a shirt saying'Im Bi deal with it' this lady said "ewww your just confused and a sin" i looked her dead in the eye and threw skittles at her saying "TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH" and walked away. She got free skittles so i mean:|
Also sorry for not posting/uploading i have been really busy :c. Hope you enjoyed! Have a good night/day you little smol beans.
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funny jokes and burns and pick up lines
Randomif you die reading this book rember dont tell it was my fault
