The Last One: an Asta x reader x Yuno (Black Clover)

Chapter 8) Meeting the Crew!

Your Pov

"How damn long do you take to take a shit? You have some balls making me wait this long for you." You see, After Asta was done taking a shit, Yuno told me what happened and I went and meet up with Yami. I may or may not left Asta behind but when he came, Yami was sure pissed with Asta's tardiness. Asta was giving me pitiful eyes and then looked back at Yami.

"I was surprised at what came out of me...It was like thiiiiiiiis long..." Asta tried to explain by showing with his hands how long his shit was. Yami was obviously not interested in how long one of Asta's shits were.

"Who the hell told you that you can tell me the details about your shit?" Yami said while squeezing Asta's head and him trying to get out of his grasp. Keyword: trying. After a while, Yami turned to me and the blond guy who was trying, again, keyword: trying, to flirt with me. He told him, I'm guessing it was Finral, telling us it was time to leave. Nodding in understanding the situation, he took out his grimoire, closed his hands and then opened them again. 'Space magic: fallen angel's hole.'

"A portal... I better keep note of this" I thought while Asta was astonished by the portal that is presented in front of him. He asked Yami what was that, and he just said that since he doesn't have any magic, he can't fly so this is the only option left. Yami was still explaining this until I saw Finral struggling to keep the portal open.

"Sorry to interrupt sir, but can you please hurry up? I can't hold the portal for long."

Yami seemed angry for some reason and stated, "Who the hell do you think you're giving orders to??? Why don't you try to surpass your limits here?"

Then Yami just PICKED UP ASTA AND THREW HIM IN!!! I was too shocked that Yami also threw me in as well. Knowing it'll be a quick drop, I closed my eyes and waited for the impact to happen.

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But there was no impact at all.

Asta's POV

As my body was thrown away by Yami, fell down face first into the ground.

"Ouch... that hurts." I thought; as I stood up, I fell down AGAIN! I looked back to see who knocked me down and realized, it was (Y/N) who made me fell again. The next thing I knew, the front door exploded! "AAAHH The place blew up!!?"

(Y/N) got off of me and I already missed her warmth.

3rd person POV

As Asta and (Y/N) looked inside to see what's going on, they saw a boy flying around dodging the fireballs that were being thrown at him. (Y/n)'s last spell during the fight, which she forgot to take away, made her hungry just by looking at the fire making her drool. Next to the fight was a woman with no clothes on except her undergarments on talking about a hangover. At the far back table, a girl eating a lot of food. A boy whose hair is blocking his eyes (Chiba from Assassination Classroom *cough**cough*) with a nose bleed and a person at the far back with smoke coming out of his mouth. Yami came behind them and said, "Welcome," with a happy face as if this was normal, (which it was) while Finral was mumbling something under his breath saying how they're at it again. "To the lowest ranked and worst Order of Knights, The Black Sheep's Crook." Both (Y/N) and Asta's faced was too starstruck to respond back!

(A/N): Sorry for the late update and it's very short than usual! School is making me take so much test prep for the state test, regions, and SHSAT since I'm an 8th grader! Anyways thank you for 4.4K views and sticking with me this far! The next update should come up soon so don't worry. Also, I'm discontinuing my Assassination One-shots book and turning it into an actual series! That book should be up soon as well!

Anyways, See you guys later for: The Last One: An Asta x reader x Yuno - 'Official' Test

~Ja ne

Jasmine