Chapter Max Is Bored

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Piper has updated her status- Hi, peoples!  Piper Chiba here, and I just joined this weird, wacky, totally awesome social media!

Comments-

Max: Hey, Piper.

Jersey: Welcome to the club.

Serenity: Please don't be too weird...

Aera: And DON'T you DARE try anything rash.

Piper: Uh...

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Max has updated his status- I'm bored.  What should I do?

Comments-

Jersey: Draw?

Aera: Complain about life?

Serenity: Marry me?

Piper: Both of you are too young for marriage, Serenity.  How about riding on a motorcycle through rings of fire?

Serenity: PIPER!!!

Piper: What?

Max: None of those sound interesting.

~Claire liked this comment

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Random Guy has updated his status- I forgot to do this last time... so... Ship it or Rip it: Claire x Larry?

Comments-

Larry: I'm getting annoyed...

Claire: Why am I that one girl who's shipped the most?

Jersey: Uh... you're the main protagonist?

Aera: I wish I were the main protagonist...

Serenity: I wish I were, too... then I would DEFINITELY get Max!

Aera: Not if I have anything to say about it!!!

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Serenity has updated her status- IF OUR LOVE IS TRAGEDY, WHY ARE YOU MY REMEDY?  IF OUR LOVE'S INSANITY WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY?

Comments-

Aera: Seriously?

Claire: Are those song lyrics?

Serenity: Yup!

Max: I GOT IT!

Serenity: Got what?

Piper: Obviously, he has an idea.

Max has updated his status- Hey, Serenity.  What was that song you were singing just now?  CLAIRE-ity?

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Aera: WTF?!

Jersey: Puns?

Claire: *facepalm*

Serenity: Oh gosh...

Piper: Max is saying PUNS now!  Yippee!!!

~Max liked this comment

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Tuxedo Lotus has updated his status- This food is XIE-licious!!!

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X: Why are you such a BISH?!?!

Sailor Kerry: He's definitely obsessed.

Sailor Neol: I guess even TRANSFORMED he'll still say puns.

~Tuxedo Lotus liked this comment

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Random Guy has updated his status- I need Ship Names!!!

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X: DIE, YOU BISH!!!

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Max has updated his status- What is that place Neo Queen Serenity will be ruling?  CHRYSTA Tokyo?

Comments-

Chrysta: SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

Claire: I don't think that was it, Max...

Aera: CRYSTAL TOKYO!!!  IT'S CRYSTAL TOKYO!!!

Serenity: Oh, Maxy...

Jersey: You and your weird puns, Max...

~Max liked this comment

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Max has updated his status- I feel like I'm forgetting SERENI-thing.  Oh, yeah.  Saying puns is AERA-some!!!

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Aera: MMMMAAAAXXXX!!!!!

Serenity: Puns with my name in them.  Yay!

Piper: Two puns?  Wow...

Claire: Serenity, why did you sing to begin with?

Serenity: I didn't know it would end up like this...

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Max has updated his status- My puns are a-MAX-ing!  They've reached their MAX-imum!  Aren't I so punny?

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Jersey: Seriously, Max?

~Aera, Serenity, and 5 others liked this comment

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Piper has updated her status- Max is such a PUN-ster, don't ya think?

~Max has liked this status

Comments-

Aera: PPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serenity: Maybe it's you...

~Jersey liked this comment

Max: Yay!  Now you and I are the PUN team!!!

Piper: XD

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This is a very chaotic chapter, so...

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