Rants and Shit that kill me

Things on Wattpad that kill me

Ok. I have to bring up some things that REALLY annoy me. Like they just make me want to tie a loop around my neck and die because I've seen it so much. If you do this stuff don't get mad at me, cause it's annoying. Oh and watch my vines.

•When people can't spell simple words THAT SHOULD BE MISSPELLED OMG
-So I see this a lot when I read books on this platform. People misspell simple words like "shouldn't" or "napped". Like omg stop. I've seen SO many people spell words like "napped" but misspell them and make it "naped" like people don't know how to spell words that shouldn't be misspelled and it's so irritating.

•There, Their, and They're/You're, Your/To, Too, Two
-Ok *deeply breathes* I will try to be calm as I teach you the differences.
~There: There is used to talk about a place, the about the here in there when you use it
~Their: Their is used when something belongs to them, think of the heir (which means that you will some day get something that another has) in their.
~They're: They're is a contraction of they are, so whenever you use it, like in "they're very pretty" think of "they are very pretty".
Ex: They're going over there with their dog.
~You're: You're is a contraction of you are, so when you use it, like in "You're welcome" think of it as "you are welcome".
~Your: Your is used when you own something, think of the our in your.
Ex: You're going over there with your dog, right?
~To: To is used to express direction, to express a result of an action, there are literally so many definitions so please look it up yourself :)
~Too: Too is used to emphasize an adjective (which is a word that describe something).
~Two: Two is literally just the number 2.
Ex: The two girls were too cold to go anywhere.

•All the fucking 9 year olds reading/writing stuff and saying (18+). Like stop.

•When people don't capitalize (some) pronouns
-Ok this one just makes me MAD. If you're talking about someone named Aaron, you should definitely capitalize that, as it is a fucking NAME. YOU CAPITALIZE NAMES AND UGHHHHHHHH

•How people put in their description *high pitched 9 year old voice* "omg lol I made this in like 5 minoots and here you go (plz dont corect me as I no how too spell cose ik how two)
-First of all, I know I spelled those wrong. Second of all, unless it's like a one shot, it should not take you 5 minutes to write a full story. If you want a good outcome and positive feedback, take your time with a story. A full scale story should take months to create (unless you're using like every second of your days writing).

•People in the comment sections that are trying to correct someone and don't know what they're talking about.
-Like I know you're trying to nice and everything, but if you correct someone, you have to place down facts and be 100% sure about what you're saying. Cause, from personal experience, if I want feedback, I want good, solid facts about the flaws in my story.

•Run on sentences
-Ok. To all you people who do this, there are things called commas and periods. USE THEM. I am so tired of not knowing when a sentence ends, or when there's a transition in a story.

•People who put pictures in their story and are like *sassy high pitched voice*, "ok, you're going to wear this, this, oh and this. You can also change its color if you want."
-Like oh my gosh. If I am reading a story and have to stop and scroll all the way up, look at the outfit, memorize what it looks like, and try to find out where I left off, I immediately hate the author for making me do that. Just describe what the dress looks like, how it feels, how it makes the character wearing it feel. It's SOOOO much easier for a reader to picture what something looks like if you describe, in detail, what it is.

•People who's grammar and spelling are just so bad, I just give up reading that story.
-Ok *takes a deeper breath that before*  if you do this, take some of your free time, and learn how to spell and learn what grammar is, and then use it. Like I don't want to take hours deciphering what you mean in a simple sentence.

•a/an, hole/whole, wear/where/were
-I will try to be calm, *deep breath*, I will try to be calm.
~A/An: the main one is an. An is used before a word that starts with a vowel (aeiou) (with few exceptions)
Ex: An apple, An elephant, An igloo, An otter, An umbrella
~Hole/Whole: A hole is a deep pit in the ground. Whole is used to talk about things as one big thing.
Ex:The hole in the floor covered the whole room.
~Wear/Where/Were: Wear is used to talk about an object on oneself. Where is used to talk about a place. Were is used to talk about the past, it's easier to use an example.
Ex:Where were you going to wear that?

•I don't get why there are so many mean people on this website, I might even one of them I'm not sure. But if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it all.

•Negative Feedback
-If you be negative to a person, they'll probably not listen to you, just saying.

•People who are like "Author-Chan" or "(user)-sama" or whatever that weird shit is. Just stop. I hate it, and a lot of other people do.

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THANKS SO MUCH FOR READING THIS CHAPTER FILLED WITH MY NEGATIVE THOUGHTS OF A FEW PROBLEMS ON THIS PLATFORM. If I offended anyone just know, I LOVE YOU I'M SORRY. BAIIIII (lol wtf)