carolyns fml: Today i was going to meet my friend at the eaton center but my grandma HAD to come. my frined is a really perky guy and is my crush anyway my grandma is from england so she understandes different words. so later on while we were about to leave my grandma said my my you are one gay boy but she ment happy. after that he didint talke to me any more. FML
kristens fml: Ok so I was at this cafe, and there wad this REALLY cute guy and i knew him from camp. so i was going over to talk to him, and I tripped and fell on my butt! He started luaghing like everyone else. I NEVER saaw him again :( FML
random fml: so im on the phone with my crush sice 3rd grade so i go into the washroom 4 some privacy. 5 minutes late my drunk mother asks wht im doing and i said im on the phone then she said " UR TLKIN ON THE PHONE WHILE SHIT@IN GROSS!" then he hung up and ignored me for 5 weeks.FML
random fml: i was at home alone with my boyfriend. we were having a great makeout session until her pulled away and said you have food stuck in ur teeth. romance momment over.FML
random fml: today i got on the bus and sat next to this man. he made fun of me that i was a male nurse and said that he got to be around the guys and drink beer ect. then i told him that the man he hangs out with our sweaty and that i am around hot female nurses all the time. then he punched me in the stomach.FML
random fml: Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for fathers day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
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