Random and Weird Chatbook

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///This me and my friend created in school and is still continuing///

Paul: I need to fix my happiness write now...

Patryk: Ok? You Ok?

Paul: Bored to the bone

Patryk: Do you know why Red Leader sent us here?

Paul: He probably thinks we stupid. Other than that, IDK.

Patryk: Really Paul.

Paul: What?

Patryk: You Thinking that Red Leader thinks we stupid! That's what!

Paul: He probably does!

Patryk: How would you know?

Paul: (shrugs) I hate school

Patryk: You never really did anything in school!

Paul: But smoke all day

Patryk: You smoked in school?!

Paul: In the bathrooms when no one was around

Patryk: Really Paul?!

Paul: Probably why I got expelled from every school I went to

Patryk: Did you even do any schoolwork?

Paul: I don't remember. Did you?

Patryk: Did you pass school?

Paul: I passed college. I didn't even last a month in elementry, middle, or high school

Patryk: Wow. Just wow.

Paul: Don't mind me!

LIZ HAS JOINED THE CHAT

Liz: Hoi!

Paul: Sup (lights cigarette)

Patryk: Hello, miss Elizabeth.

Liz: No need to be so formal.

Paul: Nice goin Patryk :)

Patryk: Shut up Paul!

Paul: (crosses arms) Why?

Liz: (laughs at their bickering)

Paul: Red Leader is trying to join but is having trouble, Patryk

Patryk: I go help. BRB

Paul: Ok. See yo Pat!

HOODIE HAS JOINED THE CHAT

Liz: Brian!

Paul: I thought you just said brain! (laughs)

Liz: Nope I said Brian.

Hoodie: Liz, don't call me Brian in front of others. I told you that.

Liz: Sorry.

REDLEADERTORDRA HAS JOINED THE CHAT

Tord: Patryk, Paul where are you guys?

Patryk: I'm back.

Liz: Hoi Todd!

Tord: Don't call me Todd

Liz: I CAN IF I WANT TO!!!

Hoodie: Babe calm down

Paul: What up Mr. Devil Horns!

Tord: Hissssssssssssssssss

Patryk: Why did Hoodie call you babe Elizabeth?

Liz: He is my boyfriend in Creepypasta

Paul: Hay calm down Red Leader!

Tord: Hissssssssssssssssss

TOM HAS JOINED THE CHAT

Tom: Hia peoples!

Liz: Hoi Tim!

Tom: What up Liz! Why is Tord in his devil form?

Liz: IDK. Hows you?

Tom: Besides a fried brain, I'm good.

Liz: What does that mean?

Tom: I got a really bad headache and a bad fever.

Liz: Ohh. Hope you get better.

Tom: You Can't make me go to the doctors.

Liz: I didn't say I would. Plus I don't like the doctors anyways.

Tord: Why can't anyone make go to..... Oh

Tom: They will find out about my monster side, Tomi, and maybe kill me to get to him for experiments.

Liz: If anyone tries that they be dead.

Tord: I agree on that

Liz: Plus the only doctors I trust is Eyeless Jack and Dr. Smiley.

Tom: (holds laughter back)

Tord: Who?

Liz: Eyeless Jack and Dr. Smiley. That's who

Tord: I think we broke Tom

Tom: (face is red from laughing)

Liz: Don't worry I can fix him (pulls out sword)

Tord: Do it!

Paul: Do what?

Liz: Yea do what?

Tord: Kill Thomas! Do it!

Paul: (face palms)

Liz: Let me think. NO!

Tord: Do It!

Paul: (face palms 2x's)

Liz: Are you stupid Mr. Devil Horns?! I'm not going to kill Pineapple boy!

Tord: dO iT!

Tom: (derps out) EVERYBODY Do ThE fLoP! (flops on the ground)

Tord: (does the same)

Paul: (face palms 4x's)

Liz: (derps out) What's wrong with you?

RAVEN HAS JOINED THE CHAT

Raven: We playing dead fish? (flops beside Tim)

Liz: No? I don't know.

Paul: I think Tom killed everyone

Liz: Not everyone.

Hoodie: I'm alive. Plus I can't die unless Slenderman unowns me

KINGELEMASTERPD HAS JOINED THE CHAT

Ele: You here my queen?

Raven: Always :3

Ele: I knew you'd return! :)

Liz: Hoi! Nice to meet you!

Ele: Noice to meet you! I Rave's bf in human world

Liz: Noice! You gots a noice name. (whispers to him) If you hurt her you will have a bad time

Ele: Why would I hurt Rave?

Raven: HURT MY KING YOU ARE DEAD!

Ele: O-O Woa, Rave. Woa

Liz: I'm just giving him a warning. I don't want to see you hurt.

Raven: I'm gonna say it again... HURT MY KING YOU ARE DEAD!

Ele: O-O

Liz: I don't want to hurt him. Any friend of yours is a friend of mine. And you know I don't hurt my friends unless it's necessary.

Raven: Don't say I didn't warn yous.....

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