Disclamer: do not drraw eny thing from this, this is only for a comidec joke
Alex: So you want to make it on wattpad, do you stay up and wonder what it would be like to be famose writter
Ha me to, but unlike you I am well on my way to being a big writer on wattpad
And to add to this I most lilely have more followers then you
Unless you are
NeosTHICCICECREAM_V2
RW_Cycosystem_BY
GraphGodSaiyans
BellaBootyThiccness
Camp_Crystal_Lake
ZeldaMaster64
thenick5o
AgentArizona4537
In that case
Ha- Hay man I dident know you read my storys, you uh- you uh tryan to give me that shout out, come on man you know i'm good for it, come on man. Come on dude.
I SUCK YOH DI-
[PLEASE STAND BY]
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....Well in eny case if you want to he famus you must first write good story, thay must last more then a few seconts, have a story line to it, and be readably.
Wattpad will tell you if your story can be read under round a minute, I suggest if you see it keep writing
Number two post at a rate, if you post storys people read and like, post them a bit often so people can keep reading and start to like you, and then follow you beging you assent to wattpad hevan
Number three is have a style, when writting have a style
Like writting in indivitual sentanses
Or in full pharagraps. If you chooes so you can also writte in one big pharagraph, tho that is unpopular and I personaly hate it.
I perfer to write in mixtur of sentanse and pharagraphs. Makes it easer to read, and if you dont beleve me then ask phycology, it shown people generaly perfer shorter indivitual pecis of writing then a full pharagreph story.
Now we need to give you a profile pic and name
Now your thinking you need to carfully craft it, take time to think
Ha ha
Unfortunently you could not be more wrong. You need to find some one big but not to big and Rip
Him
Off
He needs to have a decent amount of followers but not to big were people know your fake, you need to look like him
Which reminds me
Ahhh I can feel the followers start to come in by the seconds
Hmmmm Maby I should change my name to
AgentArizonaRanger
Well now that we have that done were all done, thats all the advice I have for you stay tuned for that update of the ODST story line, it will come..... eventualy