(Please understand this is a joke, and I am highly against zoophilia and animal abuse. This was made for your entertainment and pain)
You were walking down the streets of Paris, Biggie Cheese blaring into your ear holes.
You loved rats. You had 69 of them. Well, you have 69 that are actually rats, though you care for 420 human rat hybrids.
You dress into your rat fursuit and log onto FurrySxyRP.cuk.
ScatCockBoy: Oof @MouseTr4p (das u) I have a present 4 u OwO
U: O wow Thank u frienderino!!!! QwQ
You log off and get on your hands and knees.
You inhale and scream, "AAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAAAAAAAAAAAAUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAUAAAAA!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!"
All of ur rats came running. You stood up and whipped. "GET NAE NAED!!!"
Yuo grab a rat, and squeeze it. It squeaks. (Translation: God please kill me)
Satisfied, you put him down. You pour several boxes of Cheerios onto the floor for your children.
No, no too far.... No more.
I'm sorry
Next chapter cumming soon
