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If your still here I have this one from my dad XD my friend  XShenandoahX and I had a sleep over. My dad was in the kitchen making a frozen pizza and I was in the bathroom downstairs. My friend was coming down from the bathroom upstairs when she heard my dad scream very loudly and then again scream IT WENT FOR MY JUGULAR! 🤣😂

My friend  EmmyNyan04 and I were playing shark bite on  Roblox and there was a guy named red panda and he kept joining our boat. I was so happy until he joined a pirate ship 😭. I had a banana boat which is a jet sky with a banana behind it and so when I saw the ship I climbed the pirate ship still on the banana boat screaming at the top of my lungs RED PANDA IS THAT YOU! 

Person:suck a ball
Me: suck a lemon
Person: meh to sour
Me: suck on a sugar cube then
Person: to sweet
Me: eat  a jalapeño
Person:to spicy
Me: GO DRINK THE OCEAN!

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