Welcome this account is run by this 'cult': The Fuck-Ups!!
*DISCLAIMER*
-Its not an actual cult ok? So y'all can calm the fuck down xD
-We made this because we're fucked up inside!! :D
-This will be just random shit we make and talk about. If you do...
Ahem~ I mean, something AMAZING happened to me today...
Get some popcorn, its time for a story~
So the past week, me and my friends were joking about Tide Pods and how we wanted to eat them. I always joked about how much I wanted to eat one....
WELL, MY DREAMS KINDA BECAME TRUE~
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BEHOLD THE TIDE POD!!!~
One of my friends actually got a Tide Pod for me... Or should I say TYDE POD!!
I love the Tyde ship leave me the fuck alone.....
ANYWAYS,
So around 3:45 I have to go to Drama club to work on a play I'm in..
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, MAMA PAIGE IS AN ACTRESS xD
I take out the Tide Pod from my bag and ine of my friends see me taking the Tide Pod out and screams right behind me..
"AHHHH THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT GIMME GIMME!!~"
The bitch tried to take my fucking Tide Pod.... Pft.
As soon as those words left her mouth, everybody in Drama true to take my Tide Pod...... Then finally my other friend steps up and goes on the stage and says
"EXCUSE ME EVERYONE PAT ATTENTION!~ IF YOU UAVE A TIDE POD LIKE PAIGE, DO NOT EAT IT!! THAT GOES THE SAME FOR YOU PAIGE"
Welp......
This is my life now xD
So for my birthday, (which is May 7th btw) just get me some tide pods xD
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