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Sasuke's dictionary

As the moon rose up in the sky, high and shinning, a salmon haired maiden couldn't help herself to rest and sleep. It's just one of those nights when you just lie awake in bed, and you couldn't close your eyes and bring yourself to La La land you have wanted to go to.

Sakura grunted as she turned around once again, tucking her hand under the soft and cuddly pillow she was leaning on. When she didn't find that position comfortable, she shifted once again but it seems like there was no avail.

Maybe some milk will do. She graciously crawled out of the soft mattress and slipped into her light red robe. She headed downstairs and made herself a warm cup of honey milk.

As she sipped her warm milk, she looked around at the dim lighted room as the moon casted upon it its glowing arrays. Nothing new here. She looked at her right, nothing new there. She sighed as she put her empty mug on the sink. When she was about to step on the first step of the stair, something blue caught her eye.

There, under the table, a small blue notebook seems to be sticking out. Sakura lightly smiled as she realized that the notebook was meant to be hidden. She approached it and smoothened its front cover. She sat down on the couch a little beside the table and gently opened the notebook's contents.

And it seemed to have brought a wide grin on her smooth satin skin.

The notebook appeared to be a dictionary, scribbled in one's handwriting, a daffy dictionary in her opinion.

It read:

Konoha: a place full of nosy people; if ever you have heard the line "Konoha is full of talented and excellent ninjas", don't believe it. It's an obvious lie! Konoha is the place where freaks and circus-actors and any kind of people reside. Here, you can see people roaming around freely using their ninja skills to peep at girls public bathrooms

Fan girl/s: annoying female creatures that keeps on shouting whenever I pass by with all my smexy glory; tends to give useless things such as love letters and chocolates on such occasions; see also nuisance, stalkers, and my followers, they worship me

Family: something six feet under, inside caskets; something Uchiha Itachi deemed me unworthy of experiencing

Uchiha Itachi/Aniki: a nut-cased fugitive; a pathetic excuse for a brother; sets a very good role model with all the killing and maiming he has done in Akatsuki; has taught me one or two in the field of vengeance; see also foolish big brother

Sharingan: the strongest weapon there is. Even that stupid Rin'negan or that stupid Byakugan can not level with my bloodline limit! I mean, did Orochimaru or any other strong evil villain tried to abduct those who holds Rin'negan or Byakugan? No! They only wanted me! The one who possess Sharingan! Eat my Sharingan dust, assholes!

Tomato: a highly delicious food; the next best thing in the world aside from vengeance; is secret to my beautiful glowing satin skin; eat loads of them, they're small

Onigiri: levels with tomato; one of the basic food groups; eat them, they're edible and makes a nice diet to keep you slim and sexy

Legendary Sannin: also translated to 'The Legendary craps'. Seriously! An unlucky 50 year old monstrous woman who does a technique to make herself look younger, a traveling Porn book writer and a pedophile? No, I don't respect them. So much for the wasted title they have

Tsunade: a fifty year old drunkard, unlucky gambler; performs a justu to make herself younger (better know her secret); tends to bet even though has no money; can be found in a sake store happily dancing on top of a table or in casinos punching the hell out of the poor machine; see also monster