FF NaLu and SasuSaku

Thorn bush

Jungo/Karin/Suigetsu/Orochimaru/Kabuto

OW, OW, WHAT THE HELL, KARIN? Watch where you throw those thorns. We're in a fucking bush for Christ's sake. Are you sure you know the right way, 'cuz I think your head got knocked around so many times that your senses are leading us in the wrong direction.

Be quiet, Suigetsu. No one asked for your comments and I don't give a fucking damn if you get thorn's up your fucking ass. You probably like it because it reminds you of when yo' mama's boyfriend used to stick his dick up there all night long and-

FUCK YOU, KARIN! THAT WAS, LIKE, SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

...But Suigetsu-san, I just herd you last night moaning the words 'ohh step-daddy', and you were positioning that pinecone at a very odd angle against your-

L-LIES! ALL LIES! BOTH OF YOU ARE BRINGING UP VERY PAINFUL MEMORIES OF MY CHILDHOOD AND-

Suigetsu, you fucking shit, it was last week. We still have pictures of when the both of you were about to do that one position... that number... uhh... OH YEAH, SIXTYNI-

I believe I can see Sasuke-san now. He's standing over there in that clearing beside a very pretty lady. Where have we seen her before...

WUH-HUH-HO! I'd recognize that tiiiiight ass anywhere. Its that pretty medic from the Leaf village. Oh, lord Kami-sama has finally listened to my prayers!

...What... The Hell... Is She Doing... WITH MY SASUKE-KUUUUUU-

Karin, you stupid dyke, be quiet for fuck's sake! We're supposed to be spying on him, hence sitting in a huge bush with thorns stuck up my ass.

Yeah, but you like it because it reminds you of when yo' mama's boyfriend stuck hi-

WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? ITS GETTING OLD NOW!

Sasuke-san is removing his shirt... But it is so cold. I do not understand, are we not supposed to dress warmly in this type of weather? And now he is making some sort of low growling noise with his throat. How very peculiar...

...So... Yummy... WHAT THE HELL, WHY IS THAT BITCH STAIRING AT HIS ASS...SETS! ASSESTS! YEAH!

Well, you see Jungo, when the male wants to attract a female mate, he impress's her with his bodily gifts and then does his mating call, like so, and after that he will-

LIKE, WTF? ZOMFG! STFU, SUIGETSU!

Why is Sasuke-san now holding the pretty girl in his arms so tightly? And what is that strange technique he is doing with his lips? Is it to impale her of some sort?

...Jungo... Not another word.

But I am merely inquiring as to why Sasuke-san is now putting his tongue down her throat and why his hands are clutching very tightly to her lower r-

I SAID NOT ANOTHER WORD, DAMN IT! IF YOU SAY ANOTHER THING ABOUT MY SASUKE-KUN THEN I'LL CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND SHOVE IT UP SUIGETSU'S A-

Oi, you two wanna, like, shut up for two seconds? Sasuke's about to get it ON!

SHUT THE FUCK UP, SUIGETSU! Sasuke-kun is merely touching that ugly freak over there because he pity's her horribly looking face and's only showing her compassion because she was probably shunned her entire life for being so deformed and horrendous. Ohh, how I love sensitive men! He's just so perfect, so handsome, so kind, so caring, so emotional, so-

...Karin, are you fucking shitting me?

I do not think Sasuke-san would be too pleased if he found out that we were here in these bushes watching him begin to mate with that girl over there...