Double Trouble:The tale of brothers

The Snyder Family/Max and Ryder's Chores

[Curtains open, a spotlight on center of 5 people (The Snyder Family)]

Narrator: The Snyder family is the perfect little family, with Father Snyder who is an important business man, who goes on long business trips.

Father Snyder: No time for family, work, work, work and then more work.
(Father Snyder exits off stage)

Narrator:Then we have Mother Snyder who is an extremely important doctor lady who goes on very long conferences.

Mother Snyder: No time for Husband, or kids, when there is money to be made. (Mother Snyder exits stage)

Narrator: Now leaves the children of Mr. and Mrs. Snyder, their 2 lovely twins Max and Ryder Snyder, who are on their high school football team, basketball team, and hockey team.

Max Snyder: (evil grin) So Ryder, guess we are in charge?

Ryder Snyder: (evil grin) No parents? Only big brothers? I think you're right Max!

Narrator: And finally the last piece of the Snyder Family is the youngest Snyder, Doug Snyder.

Doug: AHHHHHHHHH
(Doug running off stage)

[Max has Ryder pinned to the floor, with his brothers hands above his own head]

Doug: Get off me Ryder!!
Ryder:No way! Not until we do our chores first. What first Max?
Max: Make sure all bodies are clean.
Narrator:Max sticks his middle finger deep in his mouth and gets it all sloppery. Then sticks it into Max's left ear.
Doug:Ewwwww! Gross!
Ryder: Make sure it gets nice and deep in there.
Narrator: Max swishes his finger inside the ear. He laughs as he wipes of his finger on Doug's shirt.
Doug:(fake laugh) okay you have had your fun, now get off.
Narrator: As much as Doug would like to push off his brother he knows his strength is far less than of his brothers.
Max: No way we still have  A LOT more chores to do.
Ryder: Yeah, like twist on all the caps in the house!
Narrator: Then Max grabbed ahold of both of Doug's smooth nipples and twist them aggressively.
Doug: OWWW! Stop! Please!
Ryder: Aw, doesn't Doug want to help his brothers out.
Max: Yeah Dougie don't you want to be a good little brother?
Narrator: Doug had no response to his brothers teasing, as he was to focus on the twisting of his poor nipples.
Ryder: Okay, now we got to make sure you have had a good breakfast.
Narrator:Ryder motions his head to the counter. Max understands and bolts to the counter. Without Max there, Doug tries again to break free of Ryder's grasp. Unfortunately Ryder notices.
Ryder: Oh, you don't want breakfast? How about an early lunch then? Let's say, beef stew?
Narrator: As Max was still in the kitchen getting Doug's next torment ready, Ryder shifted his weight so his butt would be right in front of Doug's nose.
Ryder: One beef stew coming up.
Narrator: Ryder didn't have to push to hard as a loud long fart came out of him and directly into Doug's nose. The smell was awful.
Ryder: Oh yeah, like that? That's what 2 McDoubles does to my farts, really oniony.
Doug: Eww! Stop!! Get off, (cough) (cough)
Ryder: HAHAHA
Narrator: Ryder gets off Doug knowing his energy has given, and Max enters the room again.
Ryder: Is breakfast ready?
Narrator: Max doesn't say anything, but shakes his head yes.
Ryder: Perfect, okay Doug, breakfast time.
Narrator: Ryder pick up Doug and places him on both feet, Doug is so drained he stays in place where his brother has left him. Ryder grabs the front of Doug's pants and undies and pulls them forward.
Ryder: Whenever you're ready Max.
Narrator: Max steps in front of Doug and begins spitting all down Doug's pants and underwear. The sensation brings Doug back from his zombified state and tries to break free. Ryder manages to headlock Doug and still keep his pants and underwear open for Max's on slot. The mixture of bananas, fruit loops, oatmeal, and syrup all down Doug's leg is not a pleasant one.
Doug: Ewww! This is so gross!
Ryder: Nothing like a balanced break to start off the day.
Narrator: Ryder then spins Doug around so Max can do the same to the back of Doug's pants and underwear.
Max: And lastly, make sure all clothes are hanging off the floor.
Doug: Oh no, please
Max: Aw too late bro
Ryder: Yep too late
Doug: Please, no not a
Max and Ryder: Twin Wedgie!
Narrator: The squeaky clean wedgie filled with breakfast is very misleading. But Max and Ryder promise to there chores and leave Doug hanging on the coat rack in the living room.

Narrator: So this is the average day for young Doug, everyday, every week, every year. But hopefully, maybe there will be a change for the youngest Snyder in the future. You will just have to keep reading.