Randomness

Why i cant have children

Sae:No no no no no no no..
Me:*walks in* Hey Sae- *gets punched in stomach* OOOOWAH.. *falls on floor*
Sae:*sighs*
Me:*holding stomack* WHAT THE FUCK!?
Sae: You Are one of my very best friends,and I cannot stand by and let you throw away your life like this.. *grabs my face* YOUR TOO YOUNG.. *shakes my face* YOUR TOO BEAUTIFUL!!
Me:*dumbfounded and pushes her away* W-what the fuck are you talking about..?
Sae:I'm talking about the baby growing inside of your stomach..
Me:....
Reika:..SEE YA *walks away*
Me:..IM NOT PREGNANT!!!
Sae:*giggles* Well not after that punch your not,I've been taking tai Jean doe classes~
Me:...I WAS NEVER PREGNANT SAE!
Sae:....Oh..are you sure..?
Me:YES IM FUCKING SURE!!
Rin:*walks in* I'm sorry but why the FUCK is everyone yelling over here?
Sae:Well I found this pregnancy test *pulls out*
Rin:*eyes widen and kicks me in stomach*
Me:*falls to ground* MOTHERFUCKER!!

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_ReikaRen_