Yandere Simulator Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

❤️Valentines Special 2018❤️

Warning:too many references.

Hey Guys!! Bijuu Mike here with another Doki Doki--wat just happened? Idk. Any ways, in this episode of Dragon Ball Z--I meam, chapter of YanSim, the reader doesn't know anything at all and is as dense as the Protag from DDLC. (No offense #teamProtag #justMonika) (Fun Fact: I watched Bijuu Mike since he was like 300K then I took a break from YT. Coming back, he has like 900K almost 1M)
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ITS VALENTINES!!! IDFK WAT 2 DO?!!! 'Ayano notices your distress. "Why are you shaking?" I NEED EXCUSE!! "Umm.... Baby WIPES!" Welp, here goes my life. "Why do you need baby wipes?" You sighed "I have fucking issues, okay?" She nodded. "So do I, my friend. So do I." Wut?? Idfk. "How so?." She shrugged. "I don't know." I'm so confused rn. Team 10 su-- "OkayOkay." I gotta ask myself soon why I'm not watching our pet.. mom fucking left me to watch the fucking pet. "I have to check on my pet. Brb!" You sprinted all the way home like The Flash. You stopped for a while, appreciating a street sign. It clearly says 'Dew U knoe da wae?' With a very crude drawing of Knuckles from Sonic. "Ugandan Knuckles... eyy. This some good shit, Bruddah. " You said quickly and sprinted away again. In a few seconds, you reached home.

Where did I put that damn thing? As if being answered to your question, you heard a (Pet Noise). Where the sound came from lied a smol (Your Pet). "There you fucking are. Stay there till I get home, bitch." You said harshly. You only did that cuz you dodnt want it to follow you. You love (Pet Name). (Pet name) was fucking SHOOK when you said that and ran to the corner. Oh fuck! AYANO!! You sprinted once more, but this time, going back where you came from. You stopped again in your tracks, looking at a different sign. 'If You're looking for a sign of hope... it's right there. 'And there was an arrow beside it pointing to another sign with only the word 'HOPE' on it. "Ehehehhe. Lel." You ran again and finally made it back to school. "Fucking Finally.. Ayano told me you left." Someone said with a snarky remark. That someone, is your childhood friend, Osana Najimi. "Eh... sorry Osana. Had to check ma pet." She sighed. "And lemme guess, you wasted even more time staring into stupid meme signs." She smirked. "Ah--duah!? How!?" She took out her phone and shook it in her hand. "Fucking Info~Chan. Ruining dem memes."

The bell rang like there was no tommorow. "Fuq! We gon' b l8 m8!" You said with a leek speak tone. Osana took your hand tightly and  forcefully dragged you to the classroom. "Right on time." Osama sighed and plopped down her chair. When I finally sat down to rest, the teacher came in, so we had to stand up again. My legs hurt like balls! "Good morning, class." Everyone responded with a "Good Morning , Sensei." But when you tried to speak, all that came out was a loud sharp inhale in. You really needed to rest your feet. Everyone was staring at you, except Osana, who was looking out her window, not amused at what you're doing. "Everything alright, Y/N?" You nodded and gave her a painful smile. "Okay... everyone, take your seats." You immediately sat and sighed. "Fucking finally." You mumbled under your breath. The teacher was talking about Who-fucking-gives-a-shit? And you were bored to death already.

You took out your phone with a red case and a pink mustache. "This is just too familiar." It was tempting not to open it and surf a bunch of Yandere Simulator Oneshots on Wattpad, whatever that is. But, with enough strength, you ignored your temptations. Until, your phone rang the song 'Threatenin' Zepplin'. "Sensei, may I--" "Fine, make it quick." She sighed as you answered the phone and went out the classroom. "Hello?" The phone had a static-y sound in the background. "I have a bet for you. I bet someone gonna kiss you at the end of the day." You gulped. This is the kind of bet in the DevilDice story Yunik showed me, whoever Yunik is. Sounds like someone smart to me. "What if No one kisses me?" They sighed. "Their loss." You blushed. "D-deal." You stuttered. The number immediately hung up. Well, someones gonna kiss you later.