Avalanche// wyatt oleff

Q/A

wyatt

1) do you think butter is an alternative for lube? explain your answer in detail:
why would that even pop into your head? butter? what the- i can't answer that question... i mean the smell... no thank you.

2) can we date?
sure m'lady i'm down. ily

3) ur mean
idc

4) why are u a fuckboi?
you mean fuck boy.

5) what do you think of sage?
she's fun... in the sheets ;)

6) you are so inconsiderate...
that isn't even a question.

7) what's your favourite lollie/candy?
VAGINAS.... kidding i actually like sweets like choco

8) do you see yourself having a future with sage?
i mean she's cook but i don't know... you tell me.

9) PLS STOP BEING AN ANNOYING ASSHOLE!!!!
1v1 me

10) how many cakes can you fit in your mouth?
i mean it all depends, cause i have a really big mouth

11) how does it feel unknowingly or knowingly that your fate is in the hands  of amariah and your a fictional character sort of?
well amariah my fate will be fine with amariah  IF SHE LEARNZ TO UPDATE MORE but i'm real...

12) do you feel uncomfortable eating bananas in front of people because you think, and i quote "that shits gay"?
i like bananas, i'll eat them on the beach in a club anywhere, i need that potassium man

13) let's go bird watching together?
i'd love that, i have to go now lol

sage

1) where did you learn to be so petty and go getter? i admire that.
people have it over you if you don't show them whose boss *shrugs* i guess overtime i just learnt how to. and thank you!

2) where do you see yourself in the future?
beats me

3) with wyatt^^
i don't see myself anywhere with him. lucky i'm on pills hun. let's just say his pull out game is weak.

4) how ya enjoying that snow storm?
if i don't get wyatt out of my fucking house i'm going to dig a whole with a spoon from my kitchen for him to crawl out of

5) why isn't sophia in this story more???
sophia isn't trapped inside my house and this isn't a story this is my life >:(

6) what would you do if wyatt cheats on you?
nothing because we ARE NOT DATING

7) lemme get this straight... unlike me :) but why aren't you guys dating yet? you guys are like perfect for eachother and like y'all have occasional sex???
we aren't dating cause it was supposed be a one night stand? we really aren't, he ATE ALL MY CRACKERS!!! and we don't have OCCASIONAL SEX it was meant to be a one night stand *eye rolls*

8) how old were you when lost your virginity?
i was 17

9) favourite meme?
you can't be broke if you didn't have any money in your bank account to begin with

10)  swallow, spit or chew?
spit; no fkn thanks of the swallow and chew shit

11) sleep or sex?
sleep 100% BYE

-wyattolaugh / amariah

1) you're really good at stories oml
thank u v much ;)

2) what's your sexuality??
i'm pansexual :) but i'm currently in a relationship

3) hey uh like why you finna fuck with my emotions ????
i don't mean to.. i soz

4) why is wyatt like this?
what do you mean?

5) what's your instagram, snap & twitter??
insta: amariah.thomas // snap: amariah.thomas // twitter: amariah_thomas

6) U NEEDA UPDATE MORE HAHSKSJSGSJSKF
i try but i'm on sos only and have no wifi :/

7) is there gonna be like HUGE character development between sage & wyatt?
no spoilers

8) you're amazing!!!
thank you so are you darling !!!

9) what inspired you write this book bb?
i really really like the movie two night stand so i wrote this book

thank you all for your time and questions!! bye guys!!