Profanity warning lol
"Have fun at school you lucky ducky." I wave half heartedly at Ayumu.
My momma whacks my head. "Hey, no don't melt into a depressed puddle on the table! I just cleaned that."
"Can you clean up your mess of a son please and thank you?"
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My mom kicked me out of the house. :') Apparently my bad mood was "stinking up the house" and I needed to go and "socialize".
Ew. Socializing.
...I think I'm starting to realize part of the problem.
So I aimlessly walked around the mall where my mom dropped me off. She also mentioned something about "exercise" but that word is not in my dictionary.
Surprisingly, there were a lot of people here. Bustling to and fro, in and out of shops, lugging around huge shopping bags.
Speaking of there being a lot of people, I think a stereotypical bump is gonna happen soon.
....
No? Oh. Well that's cool, honestly the whole "oops sorry for bumping into you" trope is really overused-
"Wha-"
Goddammit I spoke too soon.
And so, I slammed into some other dude.
"You alright?" I sigh, just going along with it.
He smiled sheepishly at me. "Yeah, how bout you?"
"I'm good-" I looked up at him. "Jfc, good looking."
"You're good looking?" The dude raised an eyebrow.
"Ah sorry I meant something else." I muttered, kinda turning red. Hello I feel like I'm following a cliche trope.
The dude nodded. "Cool. Cause I was gonna say you're more cute than good looking."
Oh, wow, there go my pants.
Sorry lmao, I'm hella thirsty.
"Hahaha..." I coughed, turning a bit more red. I am about to turn full blown tomato.
"I'm Xavier." Xavier held out a hand.
"Nice to meet you! My name's-"
"YUUUUUUJIIIIIIII!!!"
Ah fuck.
Chimei and Kanjoku borderline tackled me, almost knocking me to the ground.
"Guys what the fuck-"
"Yoo Yuu! (Baha, "yo Yuu")" Kanjoku smirked, giving me a noogie.
"Ow ow ow-"
"Oi Yuuji, we texted you like 640 times, where were you?" Chimei piped up, holding up his phone.
"Wait what- 640 times?!-"
"Oh heyyy whos this?" Kanjoku asked, meaning Xavier.
Assholes, cutting me off so many times.
"I'm Xavier." He waved.
"He's cute~" Kanjoku whispered to me.
"Yeah..."
We stared at each other for a moment.
"DIBS!"
"DIBS!"
Chimei stared at us with a face of disgust. "Guys wtf."
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