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Jade and Damon

Jade was a wierdo. She picked her nose and ate it - or wiped it on the nearest jumper if she wasn't hungry - and boiled her earwax to feed her sister. However, despite her being completely and utterly disgusting, she was adored by her short time boyfriend, Damon Salvatore. She was everything to him, like two peas in a pod.

One cloudy day Damon led Jade into the woods behind his house. Knowing he was a bloodsucking vampire, Jade was terrified, but beneath the nervousness she couldn't help but feel excited for they had not yet shared a first kiss.

They walked for a while before coming to a small clearing where Damon turned to face Jade. He dropped her frail hand. They stood for what seemed like eternity, looking deep into each others eyes. 

Suddenly, Damon lunged for Jade's neck, draining her of her life source. He dropped her limp body to the ground and turned. He walked back into the darkness leaving Jade's soulless body to rot in the wilderness as he wiped the crimson liquid from his mouth.

The end