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A Walk to the Shop

Amy and Georgia were walking up the winding hill that led to the local post office. The wind blew strongly, the girls hair whiped across their faces. The orange and yellow leaves crunched beneath their feet and they strolled.

All of a sudden, Ed Sheeran jumped down from a branch a few paces in front of them with his guitar. He looked the girls over and sprinted towards them at full speed, slamming into Amy. They collapsed on the hard floor. Georgia fainted. 

When Georgia awoke from her dizzy spell, Amy and Ed were brushing themselves off and Ed outstretched a hand to help her up.They stood in silence before an enormous elephant fell from the sky on top of Georgia, leaving her to suffocate to death. Ed and Amy then flew off into the sunset, forgetting all about the girl engulfed by elephant butt. As she died, Georgia swore revenge.

The End.