Me: "You know what enough is enough...2 hours they keep bickering about who will (y/n) will be with!"
*In the Living Room 2 hours earlier*
Qftim Cuphead: "Why can't I have her be with me? Clearly I am much more capable to have her safe from guys."
(Y/n): *Trying to get some sleep on a nearby couch*
Bendy: "No way cuphead you might try to shoot her with dat finger gun of yours. The toots should be with me because one I want kill or hurt her and two well because I am good looking."
Mugman: *Pushes bendy* "No bendy! I can keep her safe without her signing a deal contract with you!"
Qftim Cuphead: "But who signed a contract to be with her forever and killed the devil himself?"
Mugman: *Climbs into his box of shame*
Boris: "U-um guys can I have say in this?"
All: "No!"
Qftim Bendy: "Despite with her going for the original, She should go for the better looking one which I mean me." *Smirks with his eyes closed*
Sammy: "Yeah a really short one."
Qftim Cuphead: "Pffft!" *Bursts out laughing*
Qftim Bendy: *Glares at sammy* "Should you be chasing after bendy you know...your senpai?"
Sammy: "Nope. (Y/n) is my senpai now."
Boris: "She's asleep."
Sammy: "MY SAVOR! SENPAI! NOTICE ME!!" *Chases bendy around the room*
Qtfim Cuphead: *Shoots at Qftim bendy*
Qftim Bendy: *Throws stuff at him*
Mugman and Boris: *Cheering for them*
Alex Angel: *Sings Get low really loudly with the stereo blaring*
(Y/n): *Goes upstairs in the guest room putting on (f/c) sound canceling earphones falling asleep*
*Back to the Present*
Me: This ends today *Holding two pans standing in the living room*
*Qftim Cuphead laying on the couch sleeping with Qftim Bendy sleeping on the otherside of him. Sammy sleeping on the floor tied up while bendy sleeping in a sleeping bag. Boris sleeping curled up in his doggie bed and mugman sleeping on the coffee table. Alex angel sleeping on the floor with the blanket over his head.*
Me: *Clashes the pots hard together really loudly* "I DIDN'T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL! Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME!"
Qtfim Cuphead and Qtfim Bendy: *Looks at me like I'm crazy*
Sammy: "It's fucking 4am in the morning..."
Me: *Keeps clashing the pots together* "I DIDN'T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL! Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME!"
Boris: *Jolts awake covering his ears*
Mugman: *Wrapped up in a blanket sitting on the coffee table watching me*
Me:*Keeps clashing the pots together near bendy* "I DIDN'T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL! Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME!"
Bendy: *Groans loudly covering his head with a pillow next to him*
Alex angel: *Glaring at me eating a choco bar*
Me: *Keeps clashing the pots together* "I DIDN'T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL! Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME!"
Qtfim Bendy: *Growls putting earmuffs over his head*
Me: *Throws a pillow on your face* Wake up!
Projectionist(Norman): *Recorded it all on his camera and uploading it to youtube* This going to be viral.
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Sorry I had to...Stayed up all night last night writing out the chapter for the henry x reader thing in my journal.
What is done is done. XD Lmao
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Yandere BATIM X (Reader) ONE-SHOTS (Slow Updates)
Historia CortaI decided to this one-shots because I think this will be the only time I do this so I like tor try it out. Make sure you eat a lot of Bacon Soup!!!! With some disney (Mickey and Oswald Only). And a tiny bit of Trevor Henderson.
