One day, Judge Judy was having a normal day in the judge Judy headquarters, aka jjh. She was walking around when suddenly hobo joe came up to her, stinking like usual. "Hey judge Judy! Would you like a free pedicure?" Hobo asked. "YES!!! GIMME A GOOD RUBBY RUBBY HOBO MAN!" Judge Judy layed down on the couch and hobo started rubbing her tootsies. "MORE YOU HOBO!" She screeched in happiness.
After the hobo man gave judge Judy a pedicure, judge Judy decided to go out to kfc for a good chicken meal.
"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY YOU HOBOS" she screeched at the passing cars going by. Judge Judy slammed her grand hammer into her dashboard, trying to make her point. Hobo was in the back, tied up in toilet paper and tape, squirming around trying to get his fat ass up. (Obviously he couldn't because he looks like a bread loaf)
Anyway, as judge Judy pulled her 1990's sedan into the parking lot, (btw a 1990's sedan is a really shitty car)
She got out and slammed the door, making everyone in the KFC restaurant look at her. "WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?! IMA SEND YOU TO COURT AND MAKE YOUR EYES CATCH ON FIRE!!!" Judge Judy screamed at the people inside.
