There are only but a few qualifications to be a Squiddy. First, you must revere Squidward as your God. (Spongebob is Satan, Patrick is Jesus, etc.) Then, you must believe in the ways of the Squidward Squad. Last, you must take part in the Initiation Ceremony.
While being initiated, it is impolite/disrespectful to laugh, giggle, chuckle, gag, spit, swallow, hiccup, sneeze or cough. During an Initiation, at least one high-ranking member stands in front of you, squat their legs, and hold up lego hands while chanting: "Ravioli ravioli give me the formioli" and ask you to do the same and repeat. NOTE! Only one may be initiated at a time.
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The Holy Squidward
RandomA Bible for all those in my newly created religion, Squidianity! If after reading through and agreeing with the terms involved still want to join, PM me or comment on my profile!
