CHAPTER 3
What the hell was going on?! "M-mustang?!" Ed managed. Ed tried to look away but found himself in able to, his least favorite person in the entire world was standing next to him, possibly drunk and defiantly VERY in need of some clothes. So why couldn't he look away? Roy just stared blankly at him, was Roy even dumber then Ed thought? He did look sorta hot, seeing Roy shirtless for the first time made Ed realize just how... Fucking sexy he was. He eyes were glossing over every inch of him. Wow, just wow... Stop it! He mentally scolded himself for that, why on earth was he so attracted to him right now? He looked around the room, finally able to break his eye contact with Mustangs body. Where was he, how did he get here, and why was he laying in bed?! Don't even think about it, don't think about the worst... Ed tried not to think about what might have happened. He remembered...being picked up by Mustang! Damn, why did he ever get in that car? Now he had absolutely no clue where he was or why he wasn't home. His home.
Roy stared at Ed, not looking away and not blinking. Why did he look so sho- oh. This might look bad. He realized, he was standing in a dark room almost naked, holding whiskey, Ed was in Mustangs bed, and he wasn't where he was supposed to have dropped him off. "Uh, Ed I can explain... It's not as bad as it looks, really." Ed looked back over but now he didn't look so sleepy and innocent, now he looked pissed. "Explain what ya bastard?! I'm laying in your bed, I don't know how or why I'm here, and your standing there half naked! Y'know what I'm not hanging around here anymore with a pedophile then i already have. I'm walking!" Yeah he's pissed. Shit, what was he supposed to do now? He knew he couldn't let him know the truth of why he was really here and Ed certainly wasn't going to believe that he got a flat tire right in front of his house... Besides he was saying he was gonna walk! "Edward. Listen it's not like that, besides if you leave now that'd be a mistake." After finishing his very last desperate attempt at calming down Ed he realized how poorly he'd said that.
Great, now I sound like I'm gonna hurt him! He groaned. Looking up (or in this case more down) he realized how utterly shocked and terrified he looked. "Y-you can't keep me here you Nast pervert..." Ed stammered. Despite the fact Ed was trying to sound tough it was failing, his voice was weak and his dry mouth fumbled over several if the words. Great just great, now Roy had scared Edward. What did Ed think he was going to do anyways...? Oh. That. Mustang shuddered, ew. "Not that!" He shouted at Edward who was already pulling the white cotton sheets over his nose as if they would shield him. "Oh really? You expect me to believe that?! I just woke up in your bed!!!" Edward screamed, this time ten times louder then before.
"C'mon Edward, you know I'm not interested in that... Well, not YOU anyways." Roy testified, puting down the bottle of whiskey and pulling up a chair. He say down and sighed. "Listen Ed, you can't leave. Turns out a humunclus has been spotted. It's after you."
Authors note: well then, there you have it chapter three... Roy finally just spilled the beans huh,
(cliff hanger because next chapter is Al and winry again!)
