*the mysterious figure stands before you, looking at you, the reader, and TEC standing beside her*
"Greetings, all. You seem to have not asked my name." They didn't, it's kind of odd. What happened to good old curiosity? "It seems that this generation has...Lost it all." It's kind of sad, and what happened to helping me name the hippo? "...Hippo? Did you....Buy a hippo..?" No, my dad did! He gave it to me. "So, you have a hippo." Yes. I have a hippo. "...Why is your family like this..." Why are you asking me, you're part of it. "Don't you sass me, missy. I can delete this book right here and now." No plz- Back to the issue at hand! We are here to give you updates. "What? You mean like one of our teachers calling you a dictionary? And another calling you her little Hufflepuff?" Uh- Kinda...? But like the fact that I'm juggling books, you have seen me try to do that. "Yeah, and It's very amusing to watch. :3" Fight me m8- ANYWAYS I have been working on Is A Monster Really A Monster...? and a few other books that I haven't published yet. That and all of this school mess is putting me under stress, soooooo yeah. "First off, STOP WORKING ON BOOKS YOU DIDN'T EVEN PUBLISH YET. And second, just slap school in the face and say 'No! I dunt care! Fight me!'" One, I'm trying, but I'll be in the middle of writing a chapter and then have an idea for another chapter of a different book and so on and so forth. Second, all of my teachers know my dad in one way or another so I can't. "I know you are trying, BUT IT'S TIME TO STOP, OKAY? And yes, yes I know." *heavy sigh* Hope you guys enjoyed this random.... thing.... See you all later my little monsters! BOI!!!! "*holds up a bagel* Don't forget to like and comment. And if you want to know more about, just ask...I guess." See ya!
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RandomThis is going to be a book where I put schedules and life updates and other stoof.