The Friend House

4.

Elena has had enough of the Friend House children. "All they do is make fun of me. To them, everything I do and like is crap. Crap, crap and once more crap. I'm going to find real friends on this island. And yet this place is called "the friend house"...and they still bully me," she wrote on her Twitter.

She posted the message and started running to the front door. "Elena, where are you going?" Wiktor asked as he looked up from his sketchpad. "NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX! LEAVE ME ALONE!!" she hollered at him and ran outside.

She left FigZnaetKakaja10 street and entered the Palm street. There were lots of houses there. Mostly cabana houses. In one of these houses lived Aleksandr "Zhopa" Mattarella, a half Italian Russian immigrant. His nephew, Aleksey "Lyosha", lived here too, but on a different street. Martyn the Monkey, Zhopa's best friend lived on the Palm Street right next to Zhopa, and near them lived Vyacheslav "Slavik" Solov'yov, another Russian immigrant, who has spent a few years in prison after a cop broke his door. Anyway.

Elena walked to Zhopa's house. Martyn was there too. Zhopa answered the door and saw her. "Can I help you, kid?" he asked in a rude tone. "Nobody at the damned friend house likes me, so I'm looking for new friends," 

Zhopa thought for a second. "Sure, come on in. We're recording a YouTube video for our channel. Wanna be in it?"

Elena happily agreed. She followed Zhopa inside, and he led her to the living room. Martyn was there. "Well, let's start!" he said. 
"Hello! This is The Extreme Meanies channel, and today, we have a guest! Elena, introduce yourself,"

Nobody on Buyan liked being around Zhopa and his friends. "Guys! Elena is at Zhopa's! That's not good!" said Hottab, who watched the whole thing through binoculars. Wiktor walked over. "Baba Diaba! We need to get Elena! She's at Zhopa's!"

An hour and a half later, Elena returned to the friend house. "Zhopa and his friends are so much better than you all! I'm gonna be friends with them! Now I'm gonna play Petscop!" she said, and went to her room. 

"Kurwa!" said Pauline. 

Elena got angry and started fighting with Pauline. "STOP HITTING ME!" yelled Pauline, pulling her hair.

-"UGLY!"

-"TOAD!"

-FROG!" 

-"I'LL KILL YOU!"
Their fight lasted for almost 30 minutes. God damn.