Random Oneshots

Eren X Eridan (attack on titan/homestuck)

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Where the hell am I?! I was helping Levi clean and then suddenly end up here in a sunken ship?

Eridan: Wwho the hell are you!?

This troll like creature walked into the, room. He had his shirt off.

Eren: Oh! Um sorry I just appeared here, and I dont know where I am. Im supposed to KILL ALL TITANS!

He looked at me like I was a freak until, a huge pervy grin spread across his face.

Eridan: Hehe, maybe theres a reason you wwere brought here.

He whispered in my ear, I kinda felt weird.

Eren: uhhh, I um

Eridan: Dont movve, I dont wwant you to struggle wwhile we havve some fun, Ivve been looking for a matespirit and I think Ivve found him.

Matespirit? What the fuc-!

Before I could even finish, this creature ripped off my clothes!

Eridan: My name is Eridan, by the wway, I wwant you to scream it out as I pleasure you.

Eren: My name is Eren but, what do you mean by pleas-

I just realised what he meant. Without warning he ripped off his clothing and couldnt help but think, damn, he is hot. I could feel his tentacle like throbbing against my back entrance. Suddenly he shoved it in me, causing me scream out in pleasure. I could feel his massive thing thrusting inside me. I wanted more! I was being moved back and forth rapidly, he reached down and, started to stroke my member, oh no, I thought. I started to scream as he stroked it.

Eren: Deeper, faster please!

I begged while my mouth is open and my tongue sticking out.

Eridan: Beg more!

I couldnt even speak, cause of how much pleasure I was feeling, it felt way more good than when Levi would pleasure me.

Eridan: BEG!!!

Eren: PLEEAASSEE! MAKE MEEE CUMMM!

He suddenly started going faster and deeper. It felt so good! I cant live without it! Every thrust was like an amazing orgasm. I was just about to hit climax, I could feel he was about to.

Eridan: you ready? Beg!

I wanted it more thank anything else!

Eren: MAKE ME CUUMMM! PLEAASEE! ERIIDANNN!

I felt his semen flowing inside me, my eyes were rolled back and I was crying? I had my mouth open as big as it could go. My tongue was hanging out of my mouth, the pleasure overwhelming. Eridan slipped his monster out of me. I fell to the ground, flinching, my whole body was like paralysed.

Eren: Im sorry, Levi.