Random Oneshots

Gamzee x Ladybug (Homestuck/Miraculous Ladybug)

This is a fluff brought to you by Scatter, waring gets a little gory and sad

"Ladybug, Lady WiFi is getting away!" Chat Noir yells to me as she used her akumatize phone to get away "oh Alya what did Cholé do" I say then grab my yoyo "LUCKY CHARM!" I yell swinging my yoyo in the air. I see a guy form in the air then drop "Oh my god!" I yell grabbing the strange looking alien he looks at me "Hey little mama" the alien looking thing said the second it looked at me. I screamed and dropped it. "Chat!" I yell "I'll go after her Ladybug!" Chat yelled then disappeared. The alien lay still on the ground. I hear my miraculous beep indicating I have 5 minutes before I turn back. I couldn't see Lady WiFi or Chat Noir anywhere. I couldn't just leave this alien it was my lucky charm must be useful but never has a living thing been used as a lucky charm. I kneel down and poke the thing, he turns his head I notice his messy black hair and horns, he has white face paint on his grey skin. "What's up motherfucker?" He said looking calm and bored, but with a smile on his face. I was slightly shocked how he just swore but I shook it off. "here let me help you up" I say standing up and holding a hand out for the alien. His smiled widened and he placed his hand in mine allow me to pull him up. "thanks Motherfucker" he said. I hear people scream from a far distance away. I frown and look at the alien. "I better take you back to my house" I say "Your House?" He said confused, I shake my head then look at the alien. "yes my house" I hold his hand and pull him closer to me I realized how tall he was. I see his face turn purple "what are you doing little mama?" He said shocked slightly "Hold on" I say grabbing my yoyo he held onto me tightly afraid what I was going to do. "Don't worry" I say to him then take off, hearing him scream but soon it turned to cheers and laughter.

We landed onto my balcony, my miraculous beeped, I hurried him inside and closed the balcony doors, I turn back Tikki landing on my desk. The alien stared surprised and shocked of what just happened. "Tikki stay, along with you I will return" I open the trap door and run downstairs to see my Mum cooking dinner. "Hi Mum!" I say looking for the cookie jar. "Hi Marionette how was school?" She asked, "it was good Mum!" She looked at the clock and gave me a suspicious look "How come your home an 1hr before school actually ends!" she said mad, I stare at the clock and chuckle nervously "w...well I got sick..." I fake a chesty cough "then how come the school didn't call me!" She said looking at me. I grab a cookie and stuff it in my pocket. "I don't k-" I freeze when I see the alien walking passed Tikki chasing after him. "Marionette answer me!" My Mum said "well I don't know!" I run the way the alien went along with Tikki. "Marionette!" My Mum yelled as I disappeared. I saw the Alien staring at my Dad's pastry's hungrily. "Hey!" I yell grabbing onto his arm, he jumped and looked at me "oh hey little mama" he said "Marionette I tried to keep him still but he's so much bigger!" Tikki said sadly "I know Tikki but now to get you back to my room" I notice my Mum coming, I grab Tikki and run off dragging the alien along, I quickly hid in the closet with them. he was about to speak but I cover his mouth "shh!" He smiles as I remove my hand "I'm Gamzee" He said suddenly, struggling to stand straight in the small closet. "I'm Marionette" I say quietly "whats this room for?" he asked looking around the bland closet "nothing just to keep stuff in" he sighs and lowers his posture slightly "I'm pretty hungry motherfucker" he said with half lidded eyes. "I'll get you some soon just wait" I poke my head out of the closet and the coast was clear "come on" I pull Gamzee along noticing my Mum missing. I smile and hold his hand walking him out of the closet. "Here Tikki" I said handing her the cookie. She started eating it, I take Gamzee into my Dad's Pastry' "what would you like?" I ask, he looks around with a blank stare. "I don't know, where I'm from none of these foods exist but they smell nice" he stares at the apple pie for a while, I walk behind and grab it, I hold his hand and we walk upstairs. I give him the pie, he takes a bite out of it. But he had a confused look when he did, as he ate the piece in his mouth he looked at the filling in the pie. He looked slightly afraid "Gamzee are you okay?" I ask placing a hand on his shoulder. He starts to shake "t-this isn't Sopor Slime" he said staring at me with fear "Soper Slime?" I say scared. "Y-yes" his voice was completely different he didn't slur his words and didn't call me 'little mama' or 'motherfucker' I was creeped out "what does Soper slime do!" I say, he drops to his knees and screams his whole body shaking. "Y-You need go run Marionette!" He yelled looking at me, fear invaded my body "get as far away from me!" He yelled I look at Tikki "spots on!" I yell. I transform and take a glance at Gamzee with his hands in a tight fist yelling and screaming madly. I grab my yoyo and run out.

I spot Chat Noir with Lady WiFi she shot a pause from her phone I run up and push him out of the way "my lady you returned!" He yelled "yeah but I'm afraid we need to get Lady WiFi to Marionette's house!" I say "what!?" He yelled "this is cute, freeze for the camera!" Lady WiFi said. I stand up and deflect her attack "catch us if you can!" I yell sticking my tongue out at her, she growled "come on Chat!" I yell grabbing his arm and running. "Why do we need to take her to Marionette's!" He said surprised "the lucky charm broke into her pastry" we stop and our breathes hitched as I saw the window broken covered in a red substance. "Oh god!" I yell running into the house "Marionette! Mrs De Chang!" I yell running around with Chat Noir trying to find my Mum. I freeze and tears invade my eyes when I made it to the kitchen. My Mums disfigured body on the ground lifeless. I clench my fist "Marionette's missing!" He yelled running into the room "oh god!" He said looking at the scene. I wipe my eyes "let's go Chat we need to find him before he kills anyone else!" I said then run out. Stopped by Lady WiFi at my door. "Well well looks who's here, Dead Bug and Tights" Alya chuckled. I clench my fist "let's just make this quick, give me your miraculous or I'll do it myself" she smiled "never!" I yell walking back "well then" she points her phone at me. She shoots "no!" Chat yells pushing me out of the way "RUN!" He was frozen in place. I stay afraid then run upstairs "Gamzee!" I yell looking around. The trap door burst open making me scream. I look around. Then run to my balcony slamming it shut. I look down to see Gamzee on a genocide killing anyone in his way. The doors slam open I scream then fall off the balcony. I land on the concrete and hiss in pain. Lady WiFi jumps down then laughs "weak little bug" she neared me. I look behind me to see Gamzee look at us with murder in his eyes. She was distracted I yell in pain again (fake) Lady WiFi smiled then walked closer her phone ready. She screamed when Gamzee tackled her to the ground ripping into her stomach. I stood up horrified, he freezes obviously already bored of making her insides her outsides. He noticed Chat Noir frozen then smiled standing up. I freak then get a plan "LUCKY CHARM!" I yell hoping it'll work. A green, slimy looking substance land in my hands I was clueless at first. "Soper slime!" I say he made his way towards my house. I run towards Gamzee and tackle him to the ground. He yelled and hissed, I stare as he was covered in blood trying to attack me. I shove the slime into his mouth. He froze then his pupils grew smaller, his eye lids closing slightly. I stand up and help him up. I smash Lady WiFi's phone and capture the evil akuma. "Woah little mama that was cool" Gamzee said I notice he began to fade. "Gamzee!" I yell. I run up and hug him tightly "I guess this is goodbye" I say my grip tightening "don't be like that motherfucker" he held onto my chin and made me look up at him, he leaned down and kissed me. I hug him tightly and kiss back, he disappeared in my arms turning into ladybugs. "Miraculous Ladybug" I say quietly as everyone and everything was fixed again.