Haiku #1
They said keep it blue,
But he made it red instead.
Now they are all dead!
Haiku # 2
Chicken, pork or beef,
I can't decide which to cook.
Better eat pizzas.
Haiku # 3
Chicken, pork or beef,
But I don't know how to cook.
Better order food.
Tanka # 1
Beautiful Moon,
Bloody red inside my head.
Superstitious folks,
I wonder what they're thinking,
Is the world gonna' end soon?
