People Change // A VeggieTales Fanfiction

author's note

oh sweet jesus

hi, i'm a, the author of this atrocity. yes, this story is meant to be a joke--allow me to explain.

i wrote this for a creative writing assignment in my language arts class. i go to a private christian school, so i thought that it would be funny to submit a veggietales fanfiction. i was originally going to write a slow burning, angsty love story between bob and larry, but i scratched that idea when i hit writer's block after writing the first 400 words. i decided to try again, but with a more dark, disturbing plot.

for those who are wondering, i got a 100% on my assignment (my la teacher is my favorite teacher ever i swear) she had her husband read it and he said that it belonged on the internet, so here we are.

this is my legacy. this is how the world will remember me. i want this entire story engraved into the cover of my coffin. thank u