POLLY!INDIGO x REED
BY INDIGO-CHAN OWO
Reed was sitting alone in his room watching Rick and Morty wondering if his I.Q. had risen yet. Frustrated, he threw his fedora across the room and said
"fuck it im mad imma go mass debate ;)))"
Just as the feline was about to grab his favorite ahego emoji dildo, Indigo the poodle burst into the room.
"REED WHERE THE FUCK R U >:((((((((("
Her purple fur was messed up and frizzier than normal, and for some reason she was wearing a...Polly cosplay?
"indigo wtf i was gonna mastrubate why do u look like polly"
"IDK IT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW COME WITH ME"
"ok but where are we goIIIIIIN---"
Reed was yanked by the arm down stairs while Indigo started acting weirder. "INDIGO WHAT THE FUCK"
"SHUT UP REED FOLLOW ME U BETCH"
"IM NOT A BETCH U MEANIE >:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((("
Indigo threw Reed down onto the floor. "WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE FRENS"
"WE ARE BUT LISTEN I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY"
"WELL WHAT IS IT >;((("
"ok so on lord fontik's discord somebody said ur sex chances rise when polly is within ur area"
"but polly is a cursed demon ghost"
"yeah but shes a hot cursed demon ghost ok just listen to me"
"she raped mystery indigo. she raped a rapis--"
"SHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT"
Reed looked angrily at Indigo.
"hey i wasnt done >;(((((" said Reed.
"ok so i had this idea since i make nsfw fanfics for u all the time why dont we make one now" said Indigo, pacing back and forth like an idiot.
"wh-- but how are we gonna write it" said Reed, confused.
"no dummy we are gonna do it irl"
"???" said Reed, somehow.
"ok indigo listen i'd rather just mastrubate i dont wanna fuck u right now"
"no. u will fuck me."
