Hey people of wattpad I'm backkkk
Shoutout to Glare0322 for suggesting this!!!!
P.S: I have no idea what to name their kid so I'll just go with Rosemary
Hope you enjoy!!!!!
I don't own Fairy Tail.
If I did Fairy Tail would have real phones and WiFi so when I somehow go to the Fairy Tail world I'll have WiFi .
Rosemary added Jellal
Rosemary added Erza
Rosemary: Hey mom and dad!
Jellal: Umm.....wha?
Erza: WHO DARES TO INTERRUPT MY SESSION WITH CAKE?????!!!!!!!
Rosemary: Mom it's me.
Jellal: I think you got the wrong people little kid...
Rosemary: I know you are my parents and I can prove it.
Erza: How would you do that
Rosemary: Your name is Erza Fernandez
(A.N is that how you spell it😅)
And daddy's name is Jellal Fernandez!
Erza: My name is Erza Scarlet.....
Rosemary: But you're married to dad!!
Jellal:Um...I have a fiancée.....
Rosemary: No you don't you told me before it was fake!
Erza: Jellal is that true?
Jellal: No......
Meredy somehow has been added in the chat
Meredy: Why the f***are you lyinggg
Meredy: Why you're always lyingggg
Meredy: Mmm oh mah gawd
Meredy: STOP F***ING LYINNNNNN
Meredy has left the chat
Jellal: wha.....
Erza: Okay, back to the point my name is Scarlet, Erza Scarlet not Fernandez.
Jellal: Yeah.
Rosemary: Then how was I born?!
Jellal: That's what we are trying to tell you. We are not your parents.
Rosemary: Then how did I add you guys in this chat?
Jellal: I don't know...
Erza: Can I go back to eating my cake?
Rosemary: No.
Erza: I WILL KILL YOU FOR NOT LETTING ME EAT CAKE
Jellal: Erza, just eat. She can't stop you
Erza: Oh, okay...
Rosemary: I just thought of something!
Jellal: What?
Rosemary: YOU GUYS LOST YOUR MEMORIES
Erza: Eh.......I don't think so.
Jellal: I'm pretty sure I didn't do it with Erza cause I'm a virgin
Erza: Jellal you just said that in front of a kid....
Jellal: Oops...
Rosemary: What's a virgin?
Jellal: None of your business
Rosemary: I wanna know!!!! And what's the 'it'?
Jellal: .....
Erza: That's something you'll know when you grow up.
Jellal: I'm outta here...
Jellal left the chat
Rosemary: Nope.
Rosemary added Jellal
Jellal: Whyyy
Erza: Ok little kid I had enough of this. How did you get our numbers to even add us?!
Rosemary: You guys gave them to me and told me to chat with you guys online when I feel like it.
Jellal: We gave you our numbers?
Erza: Um....I thought of something..........are you from the future?
Rosemary: Dunno, I'm 4.
The phone company's manager has been added to the chat by himself
Manager: I'm sorry for all the inconvenience we have caused. It seems like the line has gone though a lapse of time.
(A/N: I don't even know what I'm writing... XD)
Jellal: So......this kid is mine and Erza's?
Manager: How would I know that I'm not your father.
Rosemary: Ohh now I know why you two don't know me!
Rosemary: Bye mom and dad see you in the future!
Rosemary left the chat
Manager: I need to go fix up some things so ciao random people
The phone's company manager has left the chat
Erza :.......
Jellal: So......you and I are married and had a kid?
Erza: Guess so.....
Jellal: Hey Erza?
Erza: Yeah?
Jellal: I lied about having a fiancée
Erza: I knew that
Jellal: How?!
Erza: You suck at lying.
Jellal: So do you forgive me?
Erza: No
Jellal: I'll buy you cake
Erza: Make it strawberry and I'll marry you.
That's it for today's chapter!
I know, it sucks....
If you don't like jerza I'm sorry...but it's one of my otps
Everyone has their own opinions
And I'm sorry for such a short chapter...
Oh well, please comment your thoughts and vote!
I'll update when I get two votes 😁
Baiiiiii
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