April Fools motherfvckersss

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Shoutout to @user67000532 for helping me think of a name for Gruvia's kid!

Enjoy this chappie!

Oh yeah in this chapter pretend Natsu is not dense then back to the dense self after that.


Natsu added Lucy

Natsu: Luce

Natsu: I need to talk to you about something

Lucy: What is it Natsu? Did you blow something up again?

Natsu: No

Lucy: Then what?

Natsu: Luce, there's a secret that I have been keeping for quite a while now....

Lucy: What are you trying to say?

Natsu: I'm gay.

Lucy left the chat

Natsu: OH MY FUCKING GAWD SHE BELIEVED IT XD

Natsu: Well time to prank someone else.......

Natsu left the chat


Natsu added Erza

Erza: What is it Natsu?

Erza: I'm having a make out session with my cake now, so this better be important.

Natsu: Uh......you know your secret stash of cake at the guild right?

Erza: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natsu: I just saw Gray walk over to the corner of the guild and pushed a button underneath the table there then a door opened and Gray walked in.

Natsu: I only managed to catch a glimpse of a mountain of cake before the door slammed shut.

Natsu: I figured that cake stash might be yours. Just wanted to let you know.

Erza: Thank you for informing me and

Erza: WHERE IS THAT ICE PRINCESS

Natsu: In your cake stash probably

Erza left the chat

Natsu: Erza actually called Ice princess Ice princess.....

Natsu left the chat

Natsu added Gray

Gray:WHAT IS IT FLAME BRAIN

Natsu: I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSA

Gray: Fine what is it

Natsu: Lyon came to the guild and asked for a fight with you. He said he would be waiting for you at the corner of the guild.

Gray left the chat

Natsu: He actually believed that? Oh well, dumb Ice princesses will stay dumb Ice princesses

Natsu left the chat

Natsu added Mira

Natsu: Hey Mira

Mira:Yes Natsu? I'm kinda busy at the guild.

Natsu: I saw Elfman and Evergreen making out

Mira: YOU DID?!!!!!!!!!

Natsu: Yeah......

Natsu: Mira?

Natsu: Hello?

Natsu: Damn she didn't even have time to leave the chat.....

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