Painless

Humiliation

Have you ever been texting someone

And then you pressed the wrong contact

And sent the wrong thing to the wrong person?

Yeah, well something a helluva lot worse just happened.

I was trying to talk to my boyfriend, right?

So, you know, he's my boyfriend.

I said stuff... at first I was kind of hurt that he asked me to explain.

And then I explained why I said what I said...

And then, ten minutes later, I realized I was talking to the

Wrong.

Damn.

Person.

So, now I am extraordinarily humiliated.

So, excuse me while I go and cry myself to sleep,

Before crawling into a hole to die.