Angels Vs. Cows

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TYR POV

I wakeup drowsy feeling drowsy and very cramped for some reason. Last thing I remember is partying on deck of Yggdrasil Ship name, and now I'm here. I'm probably below deck or something.

Working through the hangover I try to sit up and hit my head on something which made me sober enough to realize one crucial thing.

I'M IN A BARREL.

It's all coming back to me now. That damned cat Kuroka tricked me and left me out at sea. Boss is definitely gonna punish her for that.

As I decide to break the barrel in order to get out I feel something, most likely a hook attach to the top of the barrel. My suspicion is confirmed when I feel myself being pulled towards a ship. From the aura I'm sensing it's not my crew which meant I had to lay low. Despite the reassurance from the captain I still feel uneasy about this place.

I decide to take a nap until my crew finds me or something interesting happens at least.

Meanwhile...
"Captain Alvida I spot a marine cruise ship off the starboard bow." Yelled one of the nameless grunts of the Alvida pirates.

"Excellent!MEN," she for some reason shouted extremely loudly even though they were all on deck "who is the most fairest in all the seas?"

"You are Lady Alvida."

They yell clearly used to this question even though they're lying vanity has both blinded and deafen they're captain

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They yell clearly used to this question even though they're lying vanity has both blinded and deafen they're captain.

"That's right. Me Iron Mace Alvida is the most beautiful in the world." They all sweat drop at the bold ridiculousness. Even they know their captain is extremely hideous especially with all those freckles and more resembles a cow in weight.

"Turn to port and fire the cannons."

They hurried to follow their orders afraid  of facing her mace.

Third POV
"PIRATES! Quickly go alert the captain. All hands prepare to be boarded." He yelled to no one. Everyone left the second he said pirates leaving him to blindly scramble to the ballroom.

"CAPTAIN!" Yelled the extremely frightened marine. "PIRATES. WE'VE GOT P-" Unfortunately for the fool he never got to finish his sentence as the sound of a gun shot goes off and he collapses with blood dripping from a bullet wound dead.

"This ship is now under the control of the Alvida pirates. Hand over everything or you'll end up like this pathetic marine."

"HAHAHAHA. Their ship will soon be mine. Huh, COBY what are you still doing here? You have your orders gET MOVING."

A stuttering pinkette answers quickly to his captain"Y-y-yes Lady Alvida."

As he was about to try and reach for a rope he gets kicked over by Alvida and lands roughly on the deck. He gets up but then starts running as he sees Alvida about to crash on top of him and runs off to go hide in the storeroom.

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 26, 2018 ⏰

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