here's smth i wrote last night at 4 am:
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3:37 AM
justlikeTTbbyOoooh has changed the group chat name to:
Celery is good 4 diets did u KNO
ChimBootyGotCake: what the actual fuck tae
justlikeTTbbyOoooh: No it's Patrick
ChimBootyGotCake: i didn't ask for your dead spongebob memes boy
justlikeTTbbyOoooh: I mean, hypothetically speaking in a calculator sense my good sir
ChimBootyGotCake: Are you drunk???
KookCanDropItLike: Ye
justlikeTTbbyOoooh: shUT UP JUNGKOOK U WERE SUPPORSED TO KEEP IT A DAMN SECRET aW damm shiET hE gaWT Hus feet weht aW shit dAwg
MamaWhipItUpRealNice: watch ur profanity ya lil shit
KookCanDropItLike: BUT you jus-
KookCanDropItLike: hELP HES GO T MY BA LLS IN A CHOKHOLD
Rat: Can I interject here?
ChimBootyGotCake: No
justlikeTTbbyOoooh: N o
MamaWhipItRealNice: Go the FACK to sleep rAT MONSTER
Rat: I don't understand why you guys bully me like this
Rat has left the conversation
Yoongi: What did you guys do
justlikeTTbbyOoooh: He was weak in the will
ChimBootyGotCake: Weak in the mind
MamaWhipItUpRealNice: twas a rat in our midst
Yoongi: great you guys just unlocked his true form I hope you're happy
Ho-sell: HE WONT STOP DANCING IN MY ROOM
Ho-sell: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO
Ho-sell: oH GOD SAVE ME E
Yoongi: why is Jungkook in my bed
Ho-sell: WYD HE LP ME
Ho-sell has left the conversation
Yoongi: why does he keep whispering "you better watch out"
MamaWhipItUpRealNice: that would be my fault
Yoongi: nvm I'm gonna go rent a hotel room or smth fuck this
justlikeTTbbyOoooh: Hoseok if yOu dONT StOP SCreAming
justlikeTTbbyOoooh: IM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON NAILING CYPHER PT 3 HARD MODE ON SUPERSTAR BTS SO IF YOU COULD CHILL OUT FOR TWO SECONDS-
ChimBootyGotCake: cries in easy mode
MamaWhipItUpRealNice: why did you guys type those out while screaming them simultaneously
KookCanDropItLike: I shalt vanquish thy divine balls
MamaWhipItUpRealNice: go to sleep Jungkook
KookCanDropItLike: k
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If you didn't know:
Rat - RM
KookCanDropItLike - Jungkook
MamaWhipItUpRealNice - Seokjin
ChimBootyGotCake - Jimin
justlikeTTbbyOoooh - Taehyung
Yoongi - Yoongi
Ho-sell - J-Hope
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bASICALLY:
Jungkook is a lil snitch on the group that no one appreciates and sends an unhealthy amount of memes
Yoongi just wants to go home
Jimin is ult petty
Jin is sass
Taehyung is high all the time
J-Hope accidentally sent nudes
And everyone bullies RM
A WHOLE AU RIGHT HERE
