Hey there you- you uh unsuspecting, innocent, normal civilian! I've been watching you lately and it seems that you enjoyed seeing BTS at the AMAs! How'd you like to OFFICIALLY be apart of the kpop fan group?
hehehhehehe
yeah thats nice, just take my hand and let me lead you through the wonderful world of abs, pale men, and fluffy hair.
wow i see that you've already gotten yourself a v live and have started watching all the bangtan bomb episodes! you've even picked up on one of the many sacred vocabulary words of our people. oh you like jungkook? that's great! just don't touch my taetae or ill kill you. ANYWAY! if you really want him to notice you, you should start trying to be like them, become your inner korean!
yep! i 100% guarantee it! i mean look at me, i used to be [insert ethnicity] but now im totally rocking these bangssssss
whats that? you don't like it? well too bad because no ones gonna like you in your former form. now suck in your gut and lets go.
i mean, you do want to meet jungkook and possibly have a chance with him right?
now thats a good jagiya. huh you don't know what that means? don't worry here's a list of words that you can start off with to woo your bias.
huh what the- how did you change so quickly??
this was really impromptu and I'm sorry if the flow between the pictures and the words didn't work well...
LOL i made this to say good luck during your midterms/finals and that you shouldn't be cutting down your study time or academic career in general just because jimin has a v live at 3 am
believe me i was there
i couldn't sleep ok shhhh