Amo: Hoy, Inday! Bakit sunog ang sinaing?
Inday: Heavy fire that was exerted by the stimulus effect of the best conductor of heat which is steel, causing the oriza sativa which is the scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as taste.
Amo: In other words, you didn't apply your knowledge about heat conductors and left the oriza sativa to burn! Akala mo nosebleed ako, noh? Iba na 'ko! Bring it on, b*tch!
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Nakanang!
BINABASA MO ANG
Pinoy Jokes and Banat
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