🕷 Step Into My Parlour Reviews 🕷 [CLOSED]

🕷Parlour Rules🕷

1. I have the right to reject a story. This will be more of an issue for fanfictions. If I'm not familiar with the content, I won't be able to give an effective review. I don't want to waste your time or mine. If you're interested in my reason, you can PM me and I'll let you know. 

2. In order to receive a review from me, you must be comfortable with it being public. All posted reviews will have a dedicated chapter to the writer.  To make sure you've read this, type the name of an insect that frightens you the most as the password on your form.

 3. I expect the same respect I give, which means disrespect isn't tolerated in the slightest. Doing so will result in you being COCOONED. This is the true ending to the Spider and the Fly. You never get to leave my parlour and your name will be forever listed as a reminder of your transgressions. I won't review any of your future work.   

4. If you decide to use my review in your book, or for advertising, be sure to properly credit me and Step Into My Parlour Reviews. Failing to do so will result in you being COCOONED. 

5. Do not, for ANY REASON, alter my reviews for your own benefit. If I find out that a review was fluffed up for the promotion of a story, not only will you be COCOONED, but I will make it my life's goal to ensure that any other reviewer you go to knows what you did. The circles in Wattpad run small, so please, don't put yourself in this position. There will be more than enough positive excerpts from my review for you to use.

6. I don't mind friendly reminders about reviews, but please do not spam my inbox. I will see your message the first time, I promise. 

7. If the parlour is closed don't post a form unless you're a Valued Patron. These are the only individuals I will accept a form from when the parlour is closed.

8. One story per user will be accepted for review at a time.

9. Payments must be completed prior to the review process but after I've posted "Accepted" on your form. I won't be responsible if you've completed a payment prior to me accepting your form.