Pixel_Crafter's Dare

692 20 11
                                    

I dare Mow to play Goat Simulator :3

M: Fuck yes.

*starts*

M: Okay...what do I do with this.

M: Oh fuck what did I just-

M: What the fuck.

M: DIE. DIE DIE DIE.

M: Oh a trampoli-OH GOD OKAY.

M: I don't understand this.

M: Wait wh-Okay I'm dead I just got hit by a car.

M: ...Never mind then I'm immortal.

M: Oh hi lady-oh I killed her.

M: Don't mind me just a goat dragging a corpse around with it's tongue.

M: What the fuck. Your not racing anybody. It's just you.

M: NONONONO-FUCK.

M: Wait theres a score.

M: ...Can I walk into the hou-YEP I CAN.

M: How is no one noticing a goat walking around their house.

M: NOTICE MEEEEE

M: Runrunrunrun before they call the cops

M: Ow. Thats a car.

M: ....Well this...was interesting.

Ask MunchingUniverse(Book 2)Where stories live. Discover now